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Mar 30th, 2004 at 1:19pm

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A man goes into a Dentist's surgery. " How can I help you" says the Dentist.
"I think I am a moth" says the man.
"I beg your pardon!" says the dentist.
"I think I am a moth"
"You need a psychiatrist"
"Yes , I need a psychiatrist" says the man
"So why did you come in here?" said the Dentist
"The light was on" said the man!!!!!!!   Grin



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Reply #1 - Mar 30th, 2004 at 1:25pm

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I think I get it, not sure though. Smiley Embarrassed
 

A.L. Quote: Everytime you go away, it actually kinda makes my day. Everytime you leave you slam the door. You pick your words so carefully, you hate to think you're hurting me. You leave me laughing on the floor......Cause I don't give it up, I don't give a damn what you say about that. You know I don't give it up, I don't give a damn, What you say about that......&&
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Reply #2 - Mar 30th, 2004 at 1:30pm

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LOL...LOL...LOL...!

Excellent Tony, as usual... Grin...!

...another one for my "Laughter Folder".... Wink...!

Cheers Mate... Grin..!

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Reply #3 - Mar 30th, 2004 at 1:42pm

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Reply #4 - Mar 30th, 2004 at 1:45pm

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Oh yeah, I do get it....
 

A.L. Quote: Everytime you go away, it actually kinda makes my day. Everytime you leave you slam the door. You pick your words so carefully, you hate to think you're hurting me. You leave me laughing on the floor......Cause I don't give it up, I don't give a damn what you say about that. You know I don't give it up, I don't give a damn, What you say about that......&&
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Reply #5 - Mar 30th, 2004 at 2:36pm

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V.Clever Tony, I nearly spat my mouthful of beer out Shocked Grin Grin Grin
 

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Reply #6 - Mar 30th, 2004 at 5:48pm

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Grin Grin Grin

Thanks, guys

Appreciated Grin

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Reply #7 - Mar 30th, 2004 at 10:29pm

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gotta love it...

Seen it in the readers digest a few months ago...Wink
 
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Reply #8 - Mar 31st, 2004 at 7:33pm
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Grin GrinLOL

Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug
 
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