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Dentist (Read 319 times)
Mar 30
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, 2004 at 1:19pm
terbert
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A man goes into a Dentist's surgery. " How can I help you" says the Dentist.
"I think I am a moth" says the man.
"I beg your pardon!" says the dentist.
"I think I am a moth"
"You need a psychiatrist"
"Yes , I need a psychiatrist" says the man
"So why did you come in here?" said the Dentist
"The light was on" said the man!!!!!!!
Tony
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Mar 30
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, 2004 at 1:25pm
IcedFoxtrotter
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girl as pretty as this....
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I think I get it, not sure though.
A.L. Quote: Everytime you go away, it actually kinda makes my day. Everytime you leave you slam the door. You pick your words so carefully, you hate to think you're hurting me. You leave me laughing on the floor......Cause I don't give it up, I don't give a damn what you say about that. You know I don't give it up, I don't give a damn, What you say about that......
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Mar 30
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LOL...LOL...LOL...!
Excellent Tony, as usual...
...!
...another one for my "Laughter Folder"....
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Cheers Mate...
..!
Paul.
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"Pull yourself together, man..."
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Mar 30
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, 2004 at 1:42pm
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"Doctor doctor, I've just swallowed some red, blue, yellow, pink, brown and black snooker balls!"
"You need some greens."
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Mar 30
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If only I could find a
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Oh yeah, I do get it.
A.L. Quote: Everytime you go away, it actually kinda makes my day. Everytime you leave you slam the door. You pick your words so carefully, you hate to think you're hurting me. You leave me laughing on the floor......Cause I don't give it up, I don't give a damn what you say about that. You know I don't give it up, I don't give a damn, What you say about that......
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Mar 30
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, 2004 at 2:36pm
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V.Clever Tony, I nearly spat my mouthful of beer out
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Mar 30
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, 2004 at 5:48pm
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Thanks, guys
Appreciated
Tony
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Mar 30
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, 2004 at 10:29pm
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gotta love it...
Seen it in the readers digest a few months ago...
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LOL
Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug
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