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Lady pilots (Read 497 times)
Mar 26
th
, 2004 at 1:41pm
ozzy72
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Pretty scary huh?
Madsville
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If your missus is a pilot, or knows a pilot, then maybe its best not to upset her!!!
The question is who is Scott Kelly?
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Mar 26
th
, 2004 at 2:11pm
IcedFoxtrotter
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If only I could find a
girl as pretty as this....
N.W. American Rockies
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That is horrible. That on earth could he have done to have her do something that mean and out in the open?
A.L. Quote: Everytime you go away, it actually kinda makes my day. Everytime you leave you slam the door. You pick your words so carefully, you hate to think you're hurting me. You leave me laughing on the floor......Cause I don't give it up, I don't give a damn what you say about that. You know I don't give it up, I don't give a damn, What you say about that......
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Mar 26
th
, 2004 at 2:19pm
Hagar
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My Spitfire Girl
Costa Geriatrica
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LMAO
Who is to say that a woman was involved in this? It could have been a joke by his mates (ex-mates) or an insult by somone he upset.
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Mar 26
th
, 2004 at 2:20pm
Fozzer
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An elderly FS 2004 addict!
Hereford. England. EGBS.
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...love it...
...!
..still laughing, Ozzy...
...
...
...!
...(...Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned)...
...!
LOL...!
Cheers...!
Paul.
P.S. ...I bet he waits outside the gents toilets until it's vacant now...
...!
LOL...!
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Mar 27
th
, 2004 at 1:44am
Fozzer
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An elderly FS 2004 addict!
Hereford. England. EGBS.
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Quote:
.....The question is who is Scott Kelly?
Now I remember where I have seen that name before...
...!
Scott E. Kelly
President of Operations
Hyperion Airways
Sorry Hyperion....
...!
LOL...
...!
Cheers...
...!
Paul.
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Mar 27
th
, 2004 at 2:09am
Polynomial
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seriously low . . .
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Mar 27
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, 2004 at 9:52am
Tequila Sunrise
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Nunquam non paratus
Glasgow Scotland
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lmao
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee
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Mar 27
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, 2004 at 9:54pm
Corsair Freak
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Tiskilwa, Illinois, U.S.A.
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lmao
I'm LMFAO
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Mar 27
th
, 2004 at 10:55pm
Jared
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Uniontown, Ohio
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lol..fozzer you dirty old man....
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Mar 28
th
, 2004 at 3:06am
Fozzer
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An elderly FS 2004 addict!
Hereford. England. EGBS.
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Quote:
lol..fozzer you dirty old man....
LOL...!
I don't know what poor old Scott did to deserve it, but you can't help feeling sorry for him...JEEEZZZ.....
...!!
Every time I look at that photo I can't help bursting out in laughter...just imagine all the people in the crowd looking up at the flyer and saying "I would never have thought that. Scott looks such a big hunky bloke..."....
...!
LOL...LOL...LOL...!
Cheers all...!
Paul.
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Mar 28
th
, 2004 at 4:54am
ozzy72
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Quote:
Scott looks such a big hunky bloke
Something you want to tell us Fozzer?
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Mar 28
th
, 2004 at 5:30am
Fozzer
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An elderly FS 2004 addict!
Hereford. England. EGBS.
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Something you want to tell us Fozzer?
..Ohhh. Ducky. You look pleased to see me..
...!
LOL...LOL...LOL...!
NAH. I don't think so*...
...!
LOL...!
Cheers all...
...!
Paul.
*as they say in Yorkshire..."I'm not Gay, or owt.."...
...!
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Mar 28
th
, 2004 at 1:54pm
Jared
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I'd rather be flying...
Uniontown, Ohio
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lol...Fozzer you dirty old man...
I'm really starting to get worried about you now....
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Mar 29
th
, 2004 at 3:24am
BFMF
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Pacific Northwest
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Another good reason to stay well clear of girls
COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World
My Reality Check Bounced
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Mar 29
th
, 2004 at 12:19pm
Fozzer
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An elderly FS 2004 addict!
Hereford. England. EGBS.
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Quote:
lol...Fozzer you dirty old man...
I'm really starting to get worried about you now....
Hi Jared...
...!
Not to worry....
...!
Your old mate Fozzer is as straight as a die....
...!
I just love being outrageous and shocking people...
...!
(It's a built-in gift I have)....
...!
LOL...LOL...LOL...!
Cheers mate...
...!
Paul.
P.S. my Grandchildren, at one time, dreaded accompanying me in shops and public places, but they have got used to my "activities" now, and join in....Cool... 8)...!
LOL...LOL...LOL..!
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