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How to get a blonde out of first class. (Read 223 times)
Feb 4th, 2004 at 7:01pm

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A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks into the forward cabin at the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.

The blonde replies, ''I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York.''

Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.

Again, the blonde replies, ''I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York.''

The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.

She immediately gets up, says, ''Thank you so much.'' hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.

He replies, ''I just told her that the first class section isn't going to New York.''
 

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Reply #1 - Feb 4th, 2004 at 7:31pm

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Holy shi~... THATS THE
EXACT
SAME JOKE MY FRIEND TOLD TO ME TODAY ON THE BUS!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked ??? ???



HILARIOUS, JOKE, THOUGH... Grin
 
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Reply #2 - Feb 4th, 2004 at 9:11pm

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lol...isn't it funny how jokes travel? my boss pulled me into her office the other day to show me a funny video that she got through the e-mail, then my dad shows me the same one a day later...Smiley
 
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Reply #3 - Feb 5th, 2004 at 1:27am

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lolmy boss pulled me into her office the other day


That alone would scare the hell outta me, not to mention being too nervous to enjoy a joke Roll Eyes
 
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Reply #4 - Feb 5th, 2004 at 4:55am

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That alone would scare the hell outta me, not to mention being too nervous to enjoy a joke Roll Eyes


I don't know, he did say "her office". Maybe a little boss's pet thing going on there? Or he was promoted too "take on more resposiability?"  Grin Grin
 
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Reply #5 - Feb 5th, 2004 at 5:48pm

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LOL!!! Grin Grin
 

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Reply #6 - Feb 6th, 2004 at 10:18am

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lol...isn't it funny how jokes travel? my boss pulled me into her office the other day to show me a funny video that she got through the e-mail, then my dad shows me the same one a day later...Smiley



Freaky...
 
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