Simviation Forum - Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???

Nov 28^th, 2003 at 7:47pm

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Because he was a stupid head!!!

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Reply #1 - Nov 28^th, 2003 at 8:38pm

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Because his drill instructor told him so!

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Reply #2 - Nov 28^th, 2003 at 9:05pm

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Possibly to get the roll as the road kill in the new reality TV show, "The Simple Life", starring Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie. They're suppose to do a show where they scrape up some down home country road kill. I think a ground hog got the part...lol.

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Reply #3 - Nov 28^th, 2003 at 11:22pm

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How about to get away from his nagging wife?

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Reply #4 - Nov 29^th, 2003 at 12:09am

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Cause he felt like it

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Reply #5 - Nov 30^th, 2003 at 1:57pm

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to see how long it took for someone to run it over?

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Reply #6 - Nov 30^th, 2003 at 9:32pm

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He was stapled to the turkey.

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Reply #7 - Dec 1^st, 2003 at 8:37am