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Nov 25th, 2003 at 12:46pm

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Why Aeroplanes Are Better Than Women

Aeroplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

An aeroplane’s thrust to weight ratio is higher.

An aeroplane does not get mad if you "touch and go."

An aeroplane does not object to a pre-light inspection.

Aeroplanes come with manuals.

Aeroplanes have strict weight and balance limits.

You can fly an aeroplane any time of the month.

Aeroplanes like to do it inverted.

Aeroplanes don't come with in-laws.

Aeroplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

Aeroplanes don't care about how many other aeroplanes you have flown.

When flying, you and your aeroplane both arrive at the same time.

Aeroplanes don't mind if you look at other aeroplanes.

Aeroplanes don't mind if you buy aeroplane magazines.

Aeroplanes don't mind if you rent another aeroplane.

It's OK to use tie-downs on your aeroplane.

An aeroplane will kill you quickly... a woman takes her time.



 
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Reply #1 - Nov 25th, 2003 at 1:02pm

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LOL! Thats good!
 
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Reply #2 - Nov 25th, 2003 at 1:22pm

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V.Funny Moach. But I won't show it to the missus Wink Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #3 - Nov 25th, 2003 at 2:55pm

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lol
 
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Reply #4 - Nov 25th, 2003 at 4:07pm

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Cheesy  I love aeroplanes...

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Reply #5 - Nov 25th, 2003 at 5:41pm

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LOL! Very good! Smart move Ozzy . . . .
 
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Reply #6 - Nov 25th, 2003 at 9:13pm

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the top 5 reasons:

5: Aeroplanes come with manuals.

4:Aeroplanes don't come with in-laws. 

3:It's OK to use tie-downs on your aeroplane.

2: Aeroplanes don't mind if you look at other aeroplanes.

and, number 1: Aeroplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
 
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Reply #7 - Nov 28th, 2003 at 9:04pm

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SO TRUE!

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Reply #8 - Nov 28th, 2003 at 9:37pm

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Quote:
Aeroplanes come with manuals.


The best reason of all 8)
 
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Reply #9 - Nov 28th, 2003 at 11:21pm

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Quote:
The best reason of all 8)


Amen brother!

 
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Reply #10 - Nov 29th, 2003 at 12:11am

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Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #11 - Nov 29th, 2003 at 10:55am

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Amen  8)

*Aeroplanes don't mind if you look at other aeroplanes. 
*Aeroplanes come with manuals.
*An aeroplane will kill you quickly... a woman takes her time.
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Reply #12 - Dec 1st, 2003 at 12:59am

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I use tiedowns all the time on my wife Aeroplane!  Grin
 
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Reply #13 - Dec 1st, 2003 at 1:05am

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Also, airplanes are predictable, women are fickle Grin
 
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Reply #14 - Dec 2nd, 2003 at 2:33pm

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Airplanes do what you ask
 
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