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A Joke (Read 367 times)
Jul 28
th
, 2003 at 6:36pm
Smoke2much
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The Unrepentant Heretic
Sittingbourne, Kent,
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Why did the Bannana go to the Doctors?
Because he wasn't Peeling well!!!!!!
My daughters favourite joke
Will
Who switched the lights off? I can't see a thing....... Hold on, my eyes were closed. Oops, my bad...............&&
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Jul 28
th
, 2003 at 9:58pm
visitor;AKA:X
Ex Member
My kind of kid!!!!!
X
Brad
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Jul 29
th
, 2003 at 5:41pm
Mrs. Banks AKA: KIMBER
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Will;
That's cute!!
Love
Kimberle'Mare'
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Jul 31
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, 2003 at 6:11am
Polynomial
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I think almost P*I*T*A.
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Jul 31
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, 2003 at 6:22am
Smoke2much
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Sittingbourne, Kent,
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Quote:
I think almost P*I*T*A.
Don't get it, sorry.
Will
Who switched the lights off? I can't see a thing....... Hold on, my eyes were closed. Oops, my bad...............&&
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Jul 31
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, 2003 at 6:25am
visitor;AKA:X
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Will;
How old is Abi?
X
Brad
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Jul 31
st
, 2003 at 6:30am
Smoke2much
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She is four years and 2 months old. Bossy as hell, acts 14 most of the time. She is the most annoying person I have ever met and I love her to bits. She loves to fly fs2k2, she's quite good with a spitfire although she does love to "Crash it daddy, go on, crash it.............HOORAY, daddy crashed it!!!"
She acts as co-pilot and pushes any buttons that daddy needs pushing, you know f7, G, that sort of thing.
Will
Who switched the lights off? I can't see a thing....... Hold on, my eyes were closed. Oops, my bad...............&&
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Jul 31
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, 2003 at 6:34am
visitor;AKA:X
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Will;
I have one of those, She's 31 years 9 months
and acts 4 years 2 months!!!
My Best
X
Brad
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Aug 3
rd
, 2003 at 1:44am
Polynomial
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Health is merely the slowest
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Don't get it, sorry.
Will
The joke is almost worth a Pain the the Ass award.
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Aug 4
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, 2003 at 3:48pm
IAFpilot03
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if (stick pushed down)
house_size++;
ISRAEL
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oooooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!
I always thought you meant pita- as in the type of bread (flat, fattening, and great with humus or labane and a big dish of olive oil)
IAFpilot
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Aug 5
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, 2003 at 12:37pm
stormy
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LOL .. yup almost...pita for sure..
Smoke to much.. your daugter reminds me of a little angle... give her a big kiss and a hug for me ok..
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Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!
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