Thought you all would like these:

   
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her


mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day

of her life,"

her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.

The child thought about this for a moment, then said,

"So, why's the groom wearing black?"


Grandpa was sitting on the porch, and his little 6 year old Grandson was playing in the yard with a worm.


The Grandfather says, "Jimmy, I will give you $10 if you can get that worm back in its hole".


The little boy thinks for a minute, runs inside, grabs Grandma's hairspray, comes back outside, and sprays the worm with the spray, and taps the worm back in the hole.


A couple of days later, he was running up the hallway of the Grandparents house, and he runs into Grandpa. Grandpa says, "Here's that $10".


Jimmy replies, "But Grandpa, you gave me that $10 the other day."


Grandpa replies, "I know son, this is from your Grandma."


I MISS YOUR HELP SON


An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.


Dear Bubba,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad


A few days later he received a letter from his son.


Dear Dad,

For heaven's sake, dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the BODIES.

Love Bubba


At 4A.M. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.


Dear Dad,

Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love Bubba.


An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

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