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Heard On The Neal Bortz Show (Read 218 times)

Aug 4^th, 2003 at 11:12am

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Teacher to class - When you pass away which part of your body gets to heaven first?

Mary - Your hands as they are always up when you pray.

Mark - It is your soul

Johnny - Your feet.

Teacher why your feet Johnny.

Johnny - Last night I passed my parents bedroom and my mom's feet were way up in the air and she was screaming My God I'm coming I'm coming and if Dad didn't have her pinned down we would have lost her for sure.

The answer to this wasn't given out on the Atlanta radio station, however it was posted to the Neal Bortz website. Grin

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Reply #1 - Aug 5^th, 2003 at 8:24am

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wel I saw that one comming Roll Eyes

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #2 - Aug 5^th, 2003 at 12:35pm