Simviation Forum - alcohol warning labels

Jul 10^th, 2003 at 8:03am

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Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode. ====================================================

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Reply #1 - Jul 10^th, 2003 at 10:58am

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Reply #2 - Jul 11^th, 2003 at 1:45pm

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The consumption of alchohol has NEVER caused me to wonder what the hell happened to my bra and panties! Cheesy

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Reply #3 - Jul 11^th, 2003 at 8:48pm

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The consumption of alchohol has NEVER caused me to wonder what the hell happened to my bra and panties! What am I doing wrong?

So we can assume, you wear said objects and
are fully aware of where they are??? Shocked

Please not in front of the kids! Sad

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Reply #4 - Jul 11^th, 2003 at 9:05pm

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I'll never tell...

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Reply #5 - Jul 11^th, 2003 at 9:20pm

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So we can assume, you wear said objects and
are fully aware of where they are??? Shocked

Please not in front of the kids! Sad

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In fact the consumption of alcohol is more likely to make me think it is a great idea to put said items on and think it is really funny!

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Reply #6 - Jul 13^th, 2003 at 5:01am

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The consumption of alchohol has NEVER caused me to wonder what the hell happened to my bra and panties! Cheesy

What am I doing wrong?

wearing nappies could stop that

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Reply #7 - Jul 13^th, 2003 at 5:10am

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I ALWAYS ignore warning labels on bottles of alcohol... Tongue

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