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Truck Driver (Read 387 times)
Jul 10
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, 2003 at 7:27pm
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A truck driver sees a priest on the side of the road & stops to give him a lift.A while later he sees a lawyer and steers his truck towards him.He glances at the priest & realises he cant run over the lawyer.He drives past but looking back he cant see the man."I'm sorry father,' the driver says.'I barely missed that lawyer at the side of the road.' 'Dont worry,son,'the priest says.'I got him with my door'
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Jul 10
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If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?
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Would this priest happen to be from Pheonix? Sorry but Leno has been making fun of that guy for weeks.
I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday.
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