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Jun 15th, 2003 at 4:57am

liran_bar   Offline
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I don't mean to make any pilitical statments I just like this joke:

On The Sixth
And on the sixth day god turned to his angles and said: "Today I am going to create a state named Israel, a country with snowed mountains, shiny lakes, huge forests and cliffs watching over the shiny shores. It's people will be the Israelis, and they will be known all around the world".
"Don't you think you are being too generous with this people"- asked the angles.
"Not at all", said god, "Wait and see what kind of neighbours I am going to give them"

Liran Bar, Israel
 
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Reply #1 - Jun 15th, 2003 at 9:52am

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Liran, you are walking a v.fine line my friend.... Don't blame me if someone comes around and covers your house in marmelade...

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Reply #2 - Jun 15th, 2003 at 12:02pm

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LOL I hope it won't happen
 
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Reply #3 - Jun 15th, 2003 at 1:41pm

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well i am out of marmelade. but i have pleanty of BBQ sauce Grin
 
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Reply #4 - Jun 15th, 2003 at 1:47pm
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Liran;

I know how you feel, here in Arkansas we
have to deal with Texas Roll Eyes AND Oklahoma Tongue
and as a nation, Canada Shocked

Just kidding, really Grin

If we could all find common ground to
to laugh on, things would be better!! Wink

My pastor liked it!

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Reply #5 - Jun 15th, 2003 at 2:55pm

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Well I didn't mean to make a plitical statement... but since you took it like that: "LOL Grin Grin"



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Reply #6 - Jun 15th, 2003 at 4:49pm

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Quote:
I know how you feel, here in Arkansas we
have to deal with Texas Roll Eyes AND Oklahoma Tongue
and as a nation, Canada Shocked


I resent that.

Anyway, we should steer clear of Middle-East peace issues even if they are just jokes. Every country has had problems like that (Even Canada) but we should still keep in mind that this is a very sensitive issue for some.
 
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Reply #7 - Jun 15th, 2003 at 6:11pm

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Funny...up in Canada we tell the same joke. Just substitute Canada and Canadians for Isreal And Isrealis. Smiley
 
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Reply #8 - Jun 15th, 2003 at 8:10pm
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orenda

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on Today at 12:47pm, visitor wrote:I know how you feel, here in Arkansas we
have to deal with Texas  AND Oklahoma  
and as a nation, Canada



Please Quote All My Statement.

Quote:
Just kidding, really


If I truly touched a nerve, I am sorry,
It was all in fun, I deeply agree with you as to

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but we should still keep in mind that this is a very sensitive issue for some.


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Reply #9 - Jun 15th, 2003 at 8:25pm

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Quote:
orenda


Please Quote All My Statement.


If I truly touched a nerve, I am sorry,
It was all in fun, I deeply agree with you as to


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Aw, but I'm too lazy too,  Grin
 
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Reply #10 - Jun 16th, 2003 at 2:09am

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Quote:
Liran;

I know how you feel, here in Arkansas we
have to deal with Texas Roll Eyes AND Oklahoma Tongue
and as a nation, Canada Shocked

Just kidding, really Grin

If we could all find common ground to
to laugh on, things would be better!! Wink

My pastor liked it!

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Hey Hey Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy "Easy now.. I happen to be from canada and I'm a good neighbour Cry Cry Cry Cry Grin Grin Wink
 
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Reply #11 - Jun 16th, 2003 at 2:34am

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Easy now.. I happen to be from canada and I'm a good neighbour Cry Cry Cry Cry Grin Grin Wink [/glow]


That is unless you're upset at one of us Grin Grin

Oops, maybe I shouldn't have said that... Lips Sealed

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Reply #12 - Jun 16th, 2003 at 2:35am

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That is unless you're upset at one of us Grin Grin

Oops, maybe I shouldn't have said that... Lips Sealed

lol

Ya andrew look ouy here comes dooms day your way........lol
 
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Reply #13 - Jun 18th, 2003 at 7:49pm

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hey, that was nice liran  Wink
 
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Reply #14 - Jun 18th, 2003 at 8:00pm

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That is unless you're upset at one of us Grin Grin

Oops, maybe I shouldn't have said that... Lips Sealed

lol


Yea, we do have nuclear weapons pointed at all your major cities. Oops, I've said to much. (Orenda swallows cyanide tablet) Damn, this isn't cyanide It's <THUD>......................................

(PS: This reminds me of the movie Canadain Bacon, one of John Candy's finest comedies.)
 
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