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Jul 3rd, 2003 at 12:54pm

stormy   Offline
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Grin Grin Grin
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.

The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a hand-written sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign read "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign read "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, flew directly to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.

After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.

The pilot responded "Well, the answer they gave me was technically correct but completely useless...so it had to be the Microsoft Customer Support!"
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Reply #1 - Jul 3rd, 2003 at 1:07pm

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That's been posted atleast a dozen times already Roll Eyes
 
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Reply #2 - Jul 3rd, 2003 at 9:46pm

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" grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" stamp stamp my feet.. Quote:
That's been posted atleast a dozen times already Roll Eyes

 

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Reply #3 - Jul 5th, 2003 at 5:18pm

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Quote:
That's been posted atleast a dozen times already Roll Eyes


But still funny and true
 
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Reply #4 - Jul 5th, 2003 at 5:23pm

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But still funny and true

Thank you.. I thought so too........ Grin
 

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Reply #5 - Jul 5th, 2003 at 5:24pm

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first time i have heard it Grin
great joke
 
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