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Jun 30^th, 2003 at 4:57pm

Iroquois Offline
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The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with her young charges and she asked them what they wanted to be when they grew up.
A twelve-year-old said, "I want to be a prostitute."
The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot. When they revived her, she raised her head from the ground and gasped, "What--did--you--say--?"
The young girl shrugged. "I said I want to be a prostitute."
"A Prostitute!" the Mother Superior said, "Oh, praise sweet Jesus! And I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant."

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink

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Reply #1 - Jul 1^st, 2003 at 12:25pm

Tequila Sunrise Offline
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If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #2 - Jul 5^th, 2003 at 7:18am