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Jun 10^th, 2003 at 3:17pm

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Asked a blonde what she thought
about sex on television, she replied
"Move the rabbit ears and we'll try it" Cheesy

Asked a blonde if she smoked after sex
she replied, "I've never looked" Tongue

What do you call a blonde that can
pronounce "NO"
USELESS!! ???

The difference in a blonde and a parriot?
With some training a parriot can say "NO" Roll Eyes

What do you call two blondes on a street corner?
Buy one, get one free!! Grin

I know they're bad, I'm sorry Tongue

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Reply #1 - Jun 10^th, 2003 at 4:44pm

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Pretty scary huh?
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Nearly as bad as...

What is the difference between a blonde girl and a rottweiler?
Rottweilers don't use lip-gloss

What is the difference between a walrus and a blonde girl?
One is fat, has a moustache and stinks of fish. The other is a marine mammal.

What does a blonde girl say after making love?
Do you really all play for the same football team?

How can you tell if a blonde girl has been using your word processor?
Tipp-Ex on the monitor!

Why do blonde girls have bruised bellybuttons?
Because there are blonde boys too!!! Shocked

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #2 - Jun 11^th, 2003 at 3:13am

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Those are just as bad as;

Why did the Blonde Climb the glass wall?

To see what was on the other side

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Reply #3 - Jun 12^th, 2003 at 4:25pm

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So then I guess you all know about the two blondes who were crying while standing outside their locked car, and when asked why they were crying, their response was......" There is a rainstorm coming and we can't get in to get the roof up ! " Roll Eyes

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Reply #4 - Jul 3^rd, 2003 at 5:01pm

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Rifleman,

So much for Blonds having more fun, LOL!

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Reply #5 - Jul 3^rd, 2003 at 5:07pm

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Whats the similarity between a blonde and a moped?
There both fun to ride intill your mates see you on one. Grin

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #6 - Jul 3^rd, 2003 at 6:50pm

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How many blondes to screw in a lite bulb?

ONE, she holds it up and the world
revolves aroud her!!

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Reply #7 - Jul 5^th, 2003 at 5:48pm

russ Offline
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These are even worse:

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone's been in a 747!

Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
Women!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

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