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The Grim Reaper awaits!! (Read 445 times)

Jul 1^st, 2003 at 12:50am

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A young man getting ready for his first date,
goes to the Drug store and asked the Druggist
for "rubbers"! the Druggist asked "How many?"
"I hear she's easy and I feel lucky, give me two."
he replied!
Later he went to pick up his date, and was invited
have dinner, upon sitting down, the mother asked
"Would you like to say the blessing?" The young
man prayed for 45 minutes, when he finished
the young lady remarked, "I didn't think you
were the church type!" The young man replied,
"I didn't know your Dad was a Druggist

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Reply #1 - Jul 1^st, 2003 at 2:44am

BFMF Offline
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that's an old one

COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World

My Reality Check Bounced

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Reply #2 - Jul 1^st, 2003 at 2:50am

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that's an old one

oh but Andrew you have been on here so much it just seems like old ones to you .. but for all us newbies there new as well........... Wink

&&Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!&&

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Reply #3 - Jul 1^st, 2003 at 10:34am

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Well, I find it much more fun just to leave the jokes forum alone for say a month....and then when you are ready for a good laugh...you come back and you got like 30 jokes lined up to laugh ur ass off Grin

When you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of U and ME.

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Reply #4 - Jul 1^st, 2003 at 12:19pm

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lol

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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