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The San Fransisco Treat (Read 417 times)
Jun 30
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This gay chap was looking in a sex shop window. He saw a large rubber cock that appealed to him, and he ventured inside.
When the clerk came to wait on him, he pointed to the big black penis in the window. "I'll take that one," he says.
"Should I wrap it or just put it in a bag?" asked the clerk.
"Neither," said the customer. "I'll just eat it right here."
I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday.
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Jun 30
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lol yuck........
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Lol!! Disgustin but funny
When you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of U and ME.
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lol yuck........
I disgusted Stormy. VICTORY on the battle field of dirty jokes. lol
I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday.
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I disgusted Stormy. VICTORY on the battle field of dirty jokes. lol
Yup one for you,, lol
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well done orenda
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?
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