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Jun 29th, 2003 at 6:21pm

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> > > > The Mafia Godfather bursts into the office of his former
> > > > accountant, who is a deaf mute. The Godfather starts
> > > > yelling at the accountant,
> > > >
> > > > "Where the hell is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
> > > >
> > > > The accountant does not answer. The accountant's secretary
> > > > rushes in and reminds the Don that her boss is a deaf mute
> > > > and cannot understand him, but she can interpret for him.
> > > >
> > > > The Godfather says, "Well ask him where my damn money is!"
> > > >
> > > > The secretary, using sign language, asks the accountant where's
> > > > the 3 million dollars.
> > > >
> > > > The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you're talking
> > > > about."
> > > >
> > > > The secretary interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know
> > > > what you are talking about.
> > > >
> > > > The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, cocks it, and
> > > > puts it to the accountant's temple, and says, "Ask him again...
> > > > where's my damn money!"
> > > >
> > > > The secretary signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where
> > > > it is!"
> > > >
> > > > The accountant signs back, "OK ! OK ! OK !
> > > > The money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in
> > > > my backyard!"
> > > >
> > > > The Godfather says, "Well... what did he say?"
> > > >
> > > > The secretary interprets to the Godfather,
> > > > "He says go to hell, and that you don't have the balls to pull
> > > > the trigger."  Grin Grin Grin Grin
 

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Reply #1 - Jun 29th, 2003 at 6:33pm

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LOL
 

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Reply #2 - Jun 30th, 2003 at 1:50am

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Ummm i dont get it
 

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Reply #3 - Jun 30th, 2003 at 2:24am

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LOL Grin
 
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Reply #4 - Jun 30th, 2003 at 2:50am

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Ummm i dont get it

ya right .. in other words she hopes he kills the guy and then she gets to keep the money Grin
 

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Reply #5 - Jun 30th, 2003 at 12:48pm
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Women is all ways a plotting to kill
men for their money, it born in them!!
They got it from their MOTHERS!!!

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Reply #6 - Jun 30th, 2003 at 3:35pm

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Women is all ways a plotting to kill
men for their money, it born in them!!
They got it from their MOTHERS!!!

X Sad Sad


hey it took more then just the mother to make that baby girl...  so men are not blameless..lol Tongue
 

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Reply #7 - Jul 1st, 2003 at 2:48am

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hey it took more then just the mother to make that baby girl...  so men are not blameless..lol Tongue


if it wern't for some cases where women flirt and show off more of their 'goods' then they should in public, there may not be an end product Grin
 
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Reply #8 - Jul 1st, 2003 at 2:53am

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if it wern't for some cases where women flirt and show off more of their 'goods' then they should in public, there may not be an end product Grin

It also goes for the guys that like to sweet talk all those girls, by saying things they know will get them into a certain place.. tsk tsk on male and female.. lets just shoot them all. and be done with it.......lol Wink Grin Tongue
 

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Reply #9 - Jul 1st, 2003 at 2:54am

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ok, so maybe both are a tad guilty Grin
 
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Reply #10 - Jul 1st, 2003 at 2:59am

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ok, so maybe both are a tad guilty Grin

well glad to see you agree .. well done lad.. ok nighters im off to bed.. ,, be good Andrew Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Shocked Wink
 

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Reply #11 - Jul 1st, 2003 at 3:04am

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be good Andrew Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Shocked Wink


What could I possible do ??? Roll Eyes Grin
 
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Reply #12 - Jul 1st, 2003 at 11:16am

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What could I possible do ??? Roll Eyes Grin

oh nothing i'm sure Andrew..  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Tongue Shocked Grin Wink
 

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