> > > > The Mafia Godfather bursts into the office of his former 
> > > > accountant, who is a deaf mute. The Godfather starts 
> > > > yelling at the accountant, 
> > > > 
> > > > "Where the hell is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?" 
> > > > 
> > > > The accountant does not answer. The accountant's secretary 
> > > > rushes in and reminds the Don that her boss is a deaf mute 
> > > > and cannot understand him, but she can interpret for him. 
> > > > 
> > > > The Godfather says, "Well ask him where my damn money is!" 
> > > > 
> > > > The secretary, using sign language, asks the accountant where's 
> > > > the 3 million dollars. 
> > > > 
> > > > The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you're talking 
> > > > about." 
> > > > 
> > > > The secretary interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know 
> > > > what you are talking about. 
> > > > 
> > > > The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, cocks it, and 
> > > > puts it to the accountant's temple, and says, "Ask him again... 
> > > > where's my damn money!" 
> > > > 
> > > > The secretary signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where 
> > > > it is!" 
> > > > 
> > > > The accountant signs back, "OK ! OK ! OK ! 
> > > > The money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in 
> > > > my backyard!" 
> > > > 
> > > > The Godfather says, "Well... what did he say?" 
> > > > 
> > > > The secretary interprets to the Godfather, 
> > > > "He says go to hell, and that you don't have the balls to pull 
> > > > the trigger."  
 
  
  
 