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The Gender of Inanimate Objects (Read 1085 times)
Jun 12
th
, 2003 at 1:51pm
stormy
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ZIPLOC BAGS: Male - because they hold everything in, but you can
always see right through them.
COPIER: Female - because once turned off, it takes a while to
warm up; because it is an effective reproductive device when the
right buttons are pushed; and because it can wreak havoc when
the wrong buttons are pushed.
TIRE: Male - male, because it goes bald and often is over
inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON: Male = because to get it to go anywhere you
have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot
air part.
SPONGES: Female = because they are soft and squeezable and
retain water.
WEB PAGE: Female - because it is always getting hit on.
SUBWAY: Male - because it uses the same old lines to pick people
up.
HOURGLASS: Female - because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.
HAMMER: Male - because it hasn't evolved much over the last
5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL: Female - Ha! You thought it would be male. But
consider, it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
trying.
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Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!
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Jun 17
th
, 2003 at 5:18pm
EirePlane
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isn't that more of a girls joke? There aren't any other females in here so you are talking to yourself. That is the first sign of madness!!! (the 2
nd
is answering yourself, The 3
rd
is arguing with yourself, The 4
th
is having hairs on the palms of your hands and the 5
th
is looking for them)
Lets call you a doctor to bring you to a nice mental hospital with your very own padded cell!
[disguising cough]Complete crap[/disguising cough]
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Jun 17
th
, 2003 at 9:14pm
stormy
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BC Canada Vancouver Island
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Quote:
isn't that more of a girls joke? There aren't any other females in here so you are talking to yourself. That is the first sign of madness!!! (the 2
nd
is answering yourself, The 3
rd
is arguing with yourself, The 4
th
is having hairs on the palms of your hands and the 5
th
is looking for them)
Lets call you a doctor to bring you to a nice mental hospital with your very own padded cell!
[disguising cough]Complete crap[/disguising cough]
no its not just a girl joke. and no im not the only girl on here, and so what if i'm crazy.. lol
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Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!
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Jun 17
th
, 2003 at 10:10pm
BFMF
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no its not just a girl joke. and no im not the only girl on here, and so what if i'm crazy.. lol
Face it, You're the only female who regularly visits these forums
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Jun 17
th
, 2003 at 11:13pm
stormy
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true indeed.. but hey.. someones gotta wake you all up once in awhile
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Jun 18
th
, 2003 at 2:05pm
Squeek
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u know, in french, dont knwo about ofther forgen laguages, but inanimite objects are male and female. Just took the NY state proficency exam... so i am thinkin french, ok more math, JUST got of that
A poet, A virtual Pilot, and a member of Civil Air Patrol. Now if only.....&&&&Current ride, a 1972 Honda CT70 with a 3-speed transmition w/ and automatic clutch. So far i've gotten it to do 40mph.
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Jun 18
th
, 2003 at 3:46pm
stormy
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u know, in french, dont knwo about ofther forgen laguages, but inanimite objects are male and female. Just took the NY state proficency exam... so i am thinkin french, ok more math, JUST got of that
There coming to take you away ah hue there coming to take you away, to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time..
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Jul 1
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, 2003 at 11:59am
Vic
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Still Strong!
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Actually, most languages have genders for objects, like russian and french, english is one of the exeptions
When you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of U and ME.
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Jul 1
st
, 2003 at 12:18pm
Tequila Sunrise
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Nunquam non paratus
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spanish, portuguese and italian do
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee
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Jul 1
st
, 2003 at 6:56pm
Woodlouse2002
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I like jam.
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Not forgetting German. The school have spent the last 5 years trying to get me to learn that certain objects require a differant spelling of "the".
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Jul 2
nd
, 2003 at 1:55am
Scorpiоn
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Take it easy!
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Not forgetting German. The school have spent the last 5 years trying to get me to learn that certain objects require a differant spelling of "the".
Amen!
Der? Die? Das? Fudge it all, I just use die.
The Devil's Advocate.
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Jul 2
nd
, 2003 at 2:14am
Scorpiоn
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Take it easy!
The Alamo
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Aircraft: Male - Because every single one serves a dutiful pupose with loyal devotion.
Computers: Female - Because once you commit to one, all the great features seem to disappear, and all the better ones make their appearance.
Nitro Glycerin: Female - 'Cause it will blow up on you at the slightest provocation.
Guns: Male - Because you just can't beat raw power...
Cars: Female - Because all the newer ones are just so fun to examine, but you can never seem to get your hands on the one you want.
Sharks: Male - Because they're largely misunderstood, and only dangerous if you go to great lengths to do so.
The Moon: Female - You never really seem to see the 'other side'
Ships: Female - Because to look their best, they need constant attention.
The Devil's Advocate.
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Jul 2
nd
, 2003 at 2:19am
stormy
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Aircraft: Male - Because every single one serves a dutiful pupose with loyal devotion.
Computers: Female - Because once you commit to one, all the great features seem to disappear, and all the better ones make their appearance.
Nitro Glycerin: Female - 'Cause it will blow up on you at the slightest provocation.
Guns: Male - Because you just can't beat raw power...
Cars: Female - Because all the newer ones are just so fun to examine, but you can never seem to get your hands on the one you want.
Sharks: Male - Because they're largely misunderstood, and only dangerous if you go to great lengths to do so.
The Moon: Female - You never really seem to see the 'other side'
Ships: Female - Because to look their best, they need constant attention.
LMAO... very very good
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Jul 2
nd
, 2003 at 2:21am
BFMF
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Jul 3
rd
, 2003 at 4:27pm
Scott_McCloud
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Most All Navy ships are called "She" Even
Starships. LOL!
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Jul 3
rd
, 2003 at 4:56pm
Woodlouse2002
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I like jam.
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Most All Navy ships are called "She" Even
Starships. LOL!
Actually all things that float are "she".
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Jul 3
rd
, 2003 at 5:19pm
Hagar
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I would put aircraft in the female category too, just like cars & anything mechanical.
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Jul 3
rd
, 2003 at 6:09pm
Woodlouse2002
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I like jam.
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Infact I would like to put anything that men like to fiddle with in the "she" catagory.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Jul 3
rd
, 2003 at 7:47pm
stormy
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lol
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