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delivering babies (Read 839 times)
Jun 30
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, 2003 at 3:46am
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Pretty scary huh?
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The crofter's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said:
"Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."
Soon, a lusty baby boy was brought into the world.
"Och!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern by...I think there's yet another wee bairn to come."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a bonnie lass.
"Na, dinna be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, lad...It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the doctor.
The crofter scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor: "Well, now, mon. Do ye suppose the light's attracting them?"
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Jun 30
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, 2003 at 12:44pm
visitor;AKA:X
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I like IT,
Kimber's going to love IT,
She has two sisters, they
were dawn to the same light!
Yes! She's one of a set of three!!
X
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Jun 30
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lol thats a good one.. hey is kimber and her sisters identical ?
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Jun 30
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, 2003 at 9:38pm
visitor;AKA:X
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Stormy;
No, Kimber is about 6 inches taller and
and 30 lbs lighter than her sisters and
the only blonde, she took after her Mom
and Karen and Katie took after their Dad!!
But all 3 are solid 10s,
X
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Jul 1
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Stormy;
No, Kimber is about 6 inches taller and
and 30 lbs lighter than her sisters and
the only blonde, she took after her Mom
and Karen and Katie took after their Dad!!
But all 3 are solid 10s,
X
what a guy.. all the right words... can I borrow him Kimber "pretty please" ego needs boosting over here......lol
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Jul 1
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i think kimber is about an 11
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Jul 1
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visitor;AKA:X
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Bob;
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i think kimber is about an 11
Yea! But she's 6' 3" and mean!!
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and this comming from her, dad? keep things honest, not partcial! but i agree with the, ummmm not gona continue
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Jul 2
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Stormy;
No, Kimber is about 6 inches taller and
and 30 lbs lighter than her sisters and
the only blonde, she took after her Mom
and Karen and Katie took after their Dad!!
But all 3 are solid 10s,
X
I hate to say this but judging by the photo Kimber isn't a natural blonde... Something to do with the fact that her hair is untextured and the way her roots are showing.
And about the joke. I LIKE IT!
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Jul 2
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you are such a brat Andrew.. lol
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Jul 3
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Woodlouse:
Kimbers hair is a little darker, she spends a
lot of time in the sun, brother live in Honolulu!
But much lighter than her sis's!
USAF;
Kimber is not my daughter!! She's, well
Let's not continue this!
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you are such a brat Andrew.. lol
Did I miss something ???
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Jul 3
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Did I miss something ???
oops Sorry" Andrew" I meant Woodlouse is such a brat
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Jul 3
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oops Sorry" Andrew" I meant Woodlouse is such a brat
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Thank you I needed that.....
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