> >> For those of you who don't have kids or are far too young to
> >>remember the splendid children's TV programme "Rainbow", this may
> >>be a
> >>little lost on you...... but it must have been a great episode to
> >>watch!
> >>Almost too ridiculous to believe... These are taken from original
> >>Rainbow scripts and there's no way these could have been done by
> >>Accident.
> >>Innuendo all the way
> >>The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana.....
> >>Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "
> >>George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"
> >>Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
> >>We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.
> >>Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
> >>Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
> >>Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Otherway. Ooooooh, I've got
> >>it in"
> >>Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer
> >>and peg
> >>kit.
> >>Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
> >>George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up
> >>yourself,Bungle."
> >>Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about
> >>playing"
> >>Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
> >>Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like
> >>to play
> >>with?"
> >>George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going
> >>to play
> >>with our friend's balls today?
> >>Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
> >>Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?
> >>Zippy:" Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
> >>Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."
> >>Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
> >>Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."
> >>George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?
> >>Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was
> >>soft."
> >>Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
> >>Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our
> >>twangers
> >>couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get
> >>their
> >>instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
> >>Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
> >>Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away"
> >>Rod: " Banging can be fun."
> >>Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod
> >>and
> >>Freddy."
> >>Freddy ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
> >>Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging
> >>away?"
> >>Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would
> >>you like
> >>to play with my maracas?
> >>Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
> >>George:" Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
> >>Zippy;" I've got a big red one."
> >>George: " I've only got a tiny twanger.But it works well and I like
> >>to play
> >>with it."
> >>Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out? And
> >>remember,
> >>you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any,
> >>ask a
> >>friend if you can play with his. Now,let's all play the plucking
> >>song."
> >>Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to
> >>pluck all
> >>day."