Simviation Forum - Fire Cat

Mar 5^th, 2003 at 6:53pm

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Fireman and the Cat

A fireman is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fireman walks over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fireman says with admiration.
"Thanks," the little girl says.
The fireman looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," The fireman says: "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think he could pull more."

The little girl replied: "You're probably right, sir, but then I wouldn't have a siren.

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Reply #1 - Mar 5^th, 2003 at 8:13pm

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lol
Looks like we have a new champion! Grin

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Reply #2 - Mar 5^th, 2003 at 8:52pm

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LMAO

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Reply #3 - Mar 5^th, 2003 at 10:13pm

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That cat aint havin no kittens

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Reply #4 - Mar 5^th, 2003 at 10:28pm

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LMAO, thats the best i've heard in a long time.

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Reply #5 - Mar 6^th, 2003 at 1:13am

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lol!

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Reply #6 - Mar 6^th, 2003 at 3:15am

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LOL

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Reply #7 - Mar 6^th, 2003 at 5:09am

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Now that IS funny. I laughed so much I choked!!!!
I've got to tell that one to the missus, she likes cats. Ha ha ha.

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Reply #8 - Mar 6^th, 2003 at 6:25am

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ROFLMAO!!!! Cheesy

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Reply #9 - Mar 6^th, 2003 at 12:33pm

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LMAO, poor kitty

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Reply #10 - Mar 7^th, 2003 at 5:32pm

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I feel sorry for the cat too. . . pulling that load. . . We can only hope the load is light. . .

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Reply #11 - Mar 7^th, 2003 at 8:59pm

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LMAO!!! and ouch hehehehehehehe great joke!!!!

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