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The Elmo Misunderstanding (Read 1039 times)
Mar 6
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, 2003 at 7:53pm
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A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee.
He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.
Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
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Mar 7
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, 2003 at 12:39am
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LMAO! Now that is rich.
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Mar 7
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, 2003 at 2:20pm
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LOL
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Mar 7
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Oh boy. . .
Thats sick.
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Mar 7
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My Reality Check Bounced
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Mar 7
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LMAO!!!!
sooooo goood!!!! great joke!!!......im going to think twice before i ever touch those at the store:P
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Mar 8
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Mar 8
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Not having the remotest idea who or what a Tickle Me Elmo is I decided to investigate. You can give him a test tickle yourself
HERE
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oh boy
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