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Sep 23
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Romulus111VADT
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"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Sep 23
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Well crap!
Looks like I will need to invest, not only in that book, but a titanium bookshelf or book stand to hold it, lest the wooden shelf buckle from the weight.
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I'll wait for the movie!
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Steve M wrote
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, 2012 at 11:23am:
I'll wait for the movie!
Steve, they don't make movies that long in duration.
It'd cost too much to make!
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Sep 23
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Bud Greene wrote
on Sep 23
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, 2012 at 11:25am:
Steve M wrote
on Sep 23
rd
, 2012 at 11:23am:
I'll wait for the movie!
Steve, they don't make movies that long in duration.
It'd cost too much to make!
Yea, it would make the Harry Potter movie series look like a commercial.....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Sep 23
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, 2012 at 12:28pm
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...and that's only Volume 1.....
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Paul...
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Dell Dimension 5000 BTX Tower. Win7 Home Edition, 32 Bit. Intel Pentium 4, dual 2.8 GHz. 2.5GB RAM, nVidia GF 9500GT 1GB. SATA 500GB + 80GB. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Micronet ADSL Modem only. Saitek Cyborg Evo Force. FS 2004 + FSX. Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower...Motor Bikes. Gas Cooker... and lots of musical instruments!.... ...!
Yamaha MO6,MM6,DX7,DX11,DX21,DX100,MK100,EMT10,PSR400,PSS780,Roland GW-8L v2,TR505,Casio MT-205,Korg CX3v2 dual manual,+ Leslie 760,M-Audio Prokeys88,KeyRig,Cubase,Keyfax4,Guitars,Orchestral,Baroque,Renaissance,Medieval Instruments.
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Sep 23
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Looks like they binded the Harry Potter series together.
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On page 2346 you'll understand
"Just try to be YOU".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw23LQkvg_k
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Sep 24
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Page 5,876, paragraph 35, explains why a Black and Decker Tool Kit, as a Birthday Present, doesn't work.
Paul...
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Dell Dimension 5000 BTX Tower. Win7 Home Edition, 32 Bit. Intel Pentium 4, dual 2.8 GHz. 2.5GB RAM, nVidia GF 9500GT 1GB. SATA 500GB + 80GB. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Micronet ADSL Modem only. Saitek Cyborg Evo Force. FS 2004 + FSX. Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower...Motor Bikes. Gas Cooker... and lots of musical instruments!.... ...!
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Fozzer wrote
on Sep 24
th
, 2012 at 10:59am:
Page 5,876, paragraph 35, explains why a Black and Decker Tool Kit, as a Birthday Present, doesn't work.
Paul...
....!
Also a new vacuum cleaner as a birthday present does not go down at all well...............trust me.................PLEASE...
Funny though, when we blokes drool over a "tool", the answer so often is, "well your birthday/Christmas is soon"..........
Matt
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People Eating Tasty Animals.
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Sep 24
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expat wrote
on Sep 24
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, 2012 at 12:20pm:
Fozzer wrote
on Sep 24
th
, 2012 at 10:59am:
Page 5,876, paragraph 35, explains why a Black and Decker Tool Kit, as a Birthday Present, doesn't work.
Paul...
....!
Also a new vacuum cleaner as a birthday present does not go down at all well...............trust me.................PLEASE...
Funny though, when we blokes drool over a "tool", the answer so often is, "well your birthday/Christmas is soon"..........
Matt
My problem is I always get the infamous, "We'll get it the next time we go shopping." In 22 years, I have NEVER EVER found the item on the next visit.
That and Lord God; Never say the above to a women shopping for clothes! She could be standing there in a t-shirt and bathing suit and produce a cast iron skillet to knock you up side the head with. I've never figured out where they keep all these various weapons; hmm, maybe it's better I don't try and figure that part out....
Now women on the other hand; if it's on sale; you get two and the next time it's on sale you get two. Then all of a sudden you find your clothes outside in the new shed that was on sale because there was no more closet room.
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Sep 24
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Fozzer wrote
on Sep 23
rd
, 2012 at 12:28pm:
...and that's only Volume 1.....
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Paul...
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I did have some smart remark about my wife planned...but in fear of retribution am just saying this...
Hun, love you! Now please put down the gun!
"At that time [1909] the chief engineer was almost always the chief test pilot as well. That had the fortunate result of eliminating poor engineering early in aviation."- Igor Sikorsky
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