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Condoms don't guarantee safe sex! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
A Government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own doctor.
Due to the current economic crisis, Greece is cancelling all production of humus and taramasalata; It's a double dip recession.
A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks "I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?" The doctor replies "Yes, but you will have to be a little patient".
In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as;
"I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i" rather than "I've just buggered a 14 year old escort".
The police still haven't seen the funny side, my laptop's been confiscated and my wife has gone off to her mother's.
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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ozzy72 wrote
on Sep 23
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In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as;
"I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i" rather than "I've just buggered a 14 year old escort".
The police still haven't seen the funny side, my laptop's been confiscated and my wife has gone off to her mother's.
Matt
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People Eating Tasty Animals.
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