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Aug 14^th, 2012 at 1:43pm

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Michael and Gary got married in California ..

They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Michael's Mom and Dad's house in Corner Brook for their first married night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Michael's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Michael and Gary are up yet.
She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.'

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Michael and Gary up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school. '

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
'Are Michael and Gary up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'

He says: 'Last night Michael came to my room for the Vaseline and I think.....I gave him my airplane glue.'

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Reply #1 - Aug 14^th, 2012 at 6:08pm

Steve M Offline
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It took me a minute!

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #2 - Aug 14^th, 2012 at 6:31pm

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I bet that was a pain in the rear........... Grin

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Reply #3 - Aug 14^th, 2012 at 6:35pm

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"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"

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Reply #4 - Aug 14^th, 2012 at 6:41pm

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I'm trying not to imagine the scene at the hospital ER.....it's difficult.... Smiley

I'm sure the extraction was, ah, difficult as well.... Smiley

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Reply #5 - Aug 14^th, 2012 at 6:42pm

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A marriage made in .....Airfix glue... Shocked

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...'till death do us part...with difficulty... Embarrassed

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Paul... Grin

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Reply #6 - Aug 14^th, 2012 at 7:02pm

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A four legged man was seen running from a motel last night. BBC will update you as information comes in.

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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