Simviation Forum - A Factoid

Jul 27^th, 2012 at 7:06pm

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As long as you bite down on your thumbnail you can smack the side of your face and not feel a thing.

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #1 - Jul 27^th, 2012 at 9:46pm

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You are not going to trick me into hurting my thumb and my face Grin

I did consider trying it though....... Grin

"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"

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Reply #2 - Jul 29^th, 2012 at 12:10pm

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In my youth my friends and I would frequently tell other children that if their hand (spread out as if to grab a large ball) was bigger than their face then they have cancer. Any kids ignorant enough to try putting their hand on their face got that hand smacked, effectively making the poor kid hit himself on the nose! Cheesy

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Reply #3 - Jul 30^th, 2012 at 2:05am

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Bud Greene wrote on Jul 29^th, 2012 at 12:10pm:

In my youth my friends and I would frequently tell other children that if their hand (spread out as if to grab a large ball) was bigger than their face then they have cancer. Any kids ignorant enough to try putting their hand on their face got that hand smacked, effectively making the poor kid hit himself on the nose! Cheesy

Oh so YOU were that A-hole . . . Wink

As an addendum, if you place your hand on your nose, palm first, and ram your other hand into your crotch as a fist, it WILL NOT HURT! Cheesy

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Reply #4 - Jul 30^th, 2012 at 5:46am

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Travis wrote on Jul 30^th, 2012 at 2:05am:

Bud Greene wrote on Jul 29^th, 2012 at 12:10pm:

In my youth my friends and I would frequently tell other children that if their hand (spread out as if to grab a large ball) was bigger than their face then they have cancer. Any kids ignorant enough to try putting their hand on their face got that hand smacked, effectively making the poor kid hit himself on the nose! Cheesy

Oh so YOU were that A-hole . . . Wink

As an addendum, if you place your hand on your nose, palm first, and ram your other hand into your crotch as a fist, it WILL NOT HURT! Cheesy

It works!try it yourself!

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Reply #5 - Jul 30^th, 2012 at 6:44am

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jetprop wrote on Jul 30^th, 2012 at 5:46am:

Travis wrote on Jul 30^th, 2012 at 2:05am:

Bud Greene wrote on Jul 29^th, 2012 at 12:10pm:

In my youth my friends and I would frequently tell other children that if their hand (spread out as if to grab a large ball) was bigger than their face then they have cancer. Any kids ignorant enough to try putting their hand on their face got that hand smacked, effectively making the poor kid hit himself on the nose! Cheesy

Oh so YOU were that A-hole . . . Wink

As an addendum, if you place your hand on your nose, palm first, and ram your other hand into your crotch as a fist, it WILL NOT HURT! Cheesy

It works!try it yourself!

My next-door neighbour has just rushed round to enquire if I am alright!... Shocked

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...(bloody experiments!)... Embarrassed

...!

Paul... Grin

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Reply #6 - Jul 30^th, 2012 at 7:43am

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Fozzer wrote on Jul 30^th, 2012 at 6:44am:

jetprop wrote on Jul 30^th, 2012 at 5:46am:

Travis wrote on Jul 30^th, 2012 at 2:05am:

Bud Greene wrote on Jul 29^th, 2012 at 12:10pm:

In my youth my friends and I would frequently tell other children that if their hand (spread out as if to grab a large ball) was bigger than their face then they have cancer. Any kids ignorant enough to try putting their hand on their face got that hand smacked, effectively making the poor kid hit himself on the nose! Cheesy

Oh so YOU were that A-hole . . . Wink

As an addendum, if you place your hand on your nose, palm first, and ram your other hand into your crotch as a fist, it WILL NOT HURT! Cheesy

It works!try it yourself!

My next-door neighbour has just rushed round to enquire if I am alright!... Shocked

...!

...(bloody experiments!)... Embarrassed

...!

Paul... Grin

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LOL

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Reply #7 - Jul 31^st, 2012 at 10:14am

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Travis wrote on Jul 30^th, 2012 at 2:05am:

Bud Greene wrote on Jul 29^th, 2012 at 12:10pm:

In my youth my friends and I would frequently tell other children that if their hand (spread out as if to grab a large ball) was bigger than their face then they have cancer. Any kids ignorant enough to try putting their hand on their face got that hand smacked, effectively making the poor kid hit himself on the nose! Cheesy

Oh so YOU were that A-hole . . . Wink

As an addendum, if you place your hand on your nose, palm first, and ram your other hand into your crotch as a fist, it WILL NOT HURT! Cheesy

Well, I gave it a try and failed miserably, as my crotch was too darn BIG to be effectively covered by my fist. Wink

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Reply #8 - Aug 1^st, 2012 at 9:05am

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Bud Greene wrote on Jul 31^st, 2012 at 10:14am:

Travis wrote on Jul 30^th, 2012 at 2:05am:

Bud Greene wrote on Jul 29^th, 2012 at 12:10pm:

In my youth my friends and I would frequently tell other children that if their hand (spread out as if to grab a large ball) was bigger than their face then they have cancer. Any kids ignorant enough to try putting their hand on their face got that hand smacked, effectively making the poor kid hit himself on the nose! Cheesy

Oh so YOU were that A-hole . . . Wink

As an addendum, if you place your hand on your nose, palm first, and ram your other hand into your crotch as a fist, it WILL NOT HURT! Cheesy

Well, I gave it a try and failed miserably, as my crotch was too darn BIG to be effectively covered by my fist. Wink

You misspelled small. Shocked

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Reply #9 - Aug 3^rd, 2012 at 11:02am

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Great comeback! Grin

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Reply #10 - Aug 4^th, 2012 at 11:47am

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Bud Greene wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2012 at 11:02am:

Great comeback! Grin

A Factoid, is, in fact, a large Haemorrhoid, in a dark place... Embarrassed

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Paul... Grin

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Reply #11 - Aug 5^th, 2012 at 10:45pm

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Just trust me on this: If you hold your left hand over your mouth and them jab yourself hard in the right eye with your right pointer finger at the same time, it won't hurt. Just trust me! Besides, have I ever lied to you all? Roll Eyes

Just make sure you use the exact hand, finger and timing eye mentioned, otherwise, it'll hurt pretty bad.
The human body is interesting isn't it? Wink

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Reply #12 - Aug 5^th, 2012 at 11:33pm

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Club508 wrote on Aug 5^th, 2012 at 10:45pm:

Just trust me on this: If you hold your left hand over your mouth and them jab yourself hard in the right eye with your right pointer finger at the same time, it won't hurt. Just trust me! Besides, have I ever lied to you all? Roll Eyes

Just make sure you use the exact hand, finger and timing eye mentioned, otherwise, it'll hurt pretty bad.
The human body is interesting isn't it? Wink

Nice try! I wear glasses! Tongue

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Reply #13 - Aug 12^th, 2012 at 10:31am

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Fozzer wrote on Aug 4^th, 2012 at 11:47am:

Bud Greene wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2012 at 11:02am:

Great comeback! Grin

A Factoid, is, in fact, a large Haemorrhoid, in a dark place... Embarrassed

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Paul... Grin

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I thought that it's called an a$$teroid. Cheesy

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Reply #14 - Aug 12^th, 2012 at 11:48am

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Bud Greene wrote on Aug 12^th, 2012 at 10:31am:

Fozzer wrote on Aug 4^th, 2012 at 11:47am:

Bud Greene wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2012 at 11:02am:

Great comeback! Grin

A Factoid, is, in fact, a large Haemorrhoid, in a dark place... Embarrassed

...!

Paul... Grin

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...!

I thought that it's called an a$$teroid. Cheesy

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...Wonderful...!

I love these "come-backs".... Grin

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@h was good at it!...I wonder what has happened to him?

(Still problems with his Bicycle?)... Roll Eyes

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Paul...Insectoid Driver... Cool

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