I'm NOT at all happy, NO  call for any of this !!

What ???

They said according to the Myan Calendar thingy Ma Jobber - that the world was gonna end,,,
so,, I went out and got like 1500 Credit Cards and Maxed em' all out,,

to the tune of 400 Million Dollars ! 

Thought I'd Shaft the Bankers before we all go out,,, 

and Guess what - I'm still here - ALIVE ! 

Now, Iam on the Lam, hiding, I can never pay back that,,, 

what am I gonna do ? 

I ain't listinin to any more Goofy DoomsDay theory BS, ever again ! 

Enough of that BS !

I'll tell when the Worlds gonna End - when it Ends, thats when its gonna End !!      

1st it was Y2K, then someother goof ball a few years ago, now this,, and it didn't happen !

1 more person says the World is gonna end - I'm stickin their head in a Spinning Propeller, preferbally of a Lockheed Constellation at full throttle !!!   

Geshhhhh, enough of the DoomsDay Morons !