Simviation Forum - A "f**king" plane for becoming a father

Jun 30^th, 2012 at 2:01am

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Seriously - not my headline:
http://perezhilton.com/2012-06-21-beyonce-jay-z-plane-fathers-day-blue-ivy-carte...

A Challenger 850. Which, to remind you, is a pimped CRJ200.

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"The Bombardier Challenger 850 has a flash interior including a cream leather living room, a kitchen, a bedroom and two bathrooms… Beyoncé thought this would be the perfect way to show Jay how much of a great dad he is."

A bedroom. Since they probably do **** (for one, she somehow conceived, for another, she is married to him) and the plane contains a suitable bedroom, that Challenger 850 is clearly a "fucking" plane.

Does this Challenger come with Gama infant seat/s?
http://www.ainonline.com/aviation-news/aviation-international-news/2012-06-05/ga...

The cost of a Challenger 850 (MTOW 24 t, range 5200 km) is US$ 32 million without customization and near US$ 40 million with it.

Which plane would you ask for yourself for ******* and impregnating a pretty woman? At US$ 40 million?

In similar range, there are some smaller but longer ranged frames, too. Like Challenger 600 (price around US$ 25 million, MTOW 19 t, range 6200 km) and Falcon 900 (price around US$ 36 millions, MTOW 21 t, range 7400 km).

If you operate 1 stand-up cabin jet in the household, who would you prefer to be the owner? Yourself or your wife?

Would you like to operate 2 or more stand-up cabin jets in your family?

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Reply #1 - Jun 30^th, 2012 at 3:37am

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Do I detect a bit of jealousy? Grin

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Reply #2 - Jun 30^th, 2012 at 9:26am

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Bah I would rather have an Extra 300 or a Sukhoi 26... Why would I want a plane if I couldn't pilot it?

People just don't know what to do with all their money...

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Reply #3 - Jun 30^th, 2012 at 10:26am

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Some people view these things as "must have status symbols", people like us view them as a way of life. That's the difference... Only John Travolta has mixed it up properly Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #4 - Jun 30^th, 2012 at 3:52pm

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ozzy72 wrote on Jun 30^th, 2012 at 10:26am:

Only John Travolta has mixed it up properly Grin

You mean - by employing a fucking pilot?

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Reply #5 - Jun 30^th, 2012 at 3:55pm

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Xpand wrote on Jun 30^th, 2012 at 9:26am:

Bah I would rather have an Extra 300 or a Sukhoi 26... Why would I want a plane if I couldn't pilot it?

People just don't know what to do with all their money...

Jup,I'd rather have a f-15 or an aerobatic and a pilot license then a lear with a pilot. Tongue

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Reply #6 - Jul 1^st, 2012 at 11:38am

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Really no need for that kind of language on here. So some one richer than you bought a jet, happens every day.

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Reply #7 - Jul 1^st, 2012 at 2:39pm

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DaveSims wrote on Jul 1^st, 2012 at 11:38am:

Really no need for that kind of language on here. So some one richer than you bought a jet, happens every day.

I second this a million times. Well said.

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Reply #8 - Jul 2^nd, 2012 at 11:27pm

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Pretty classy "bling", if you ask me... they have good taste. Better than some godawful mansion or a solid gold yacht... Grin

And it's really not an extravagant personal gift... if you consider the possible layers of creative book-keeping possible, not to mention the resale value, it's probably an investment venture between their two companies that will make them both richer. Remember, Jay-Z and Beyonce are not "people" in the sense that you and I are... they are "brands." Grin

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Reply #9 - Jul 3^rd, 2012 at 6:50am

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Fishbed7701 wrote on Jul 1^st, 2012 at 2:39pm:

DaveSims wrote on Jul 1^st, 2012 at 11:38am:

Really no need for that kind of language on here. So some one richer than you bought a jet, happens every day.

I second this a million times. Well said.

Moderators asleep at the joystick? I don't talk like that in front of my friends or family, and especially not in front of my kids. They're 28 and 10 years old. I don't appreciate seeing crude language here on Simviation. If people can't express themselves without obscenities, something's wrong.

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Reply #10 - Jul 5^th, 2012 at 6:32pm

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ozzy72 wrote on Jun 30^th, 2012 at 10:26am:

Some people view these things as "must have status symbols", people like us view them as a way of life. That's the difference... Only John Travolta has mixed it up properly Grin

Harrison Ford Owns and flys A Beaver Wink

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Reply #11 - Jul 5^th, 2012 at 7:13pm

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Mike.. wrote on Jul 5^th, 2012 at 6:32pm:

ozzy72 wrote on Jun 30^th, 2012 at 10:26am:

Some people view these things as "must have status symbols", people like us view them as a way of life. That's the difference... Only John Travolta has mixed it up properly Grin

Harrison Ford Owns and flys A Beaver Wink

Mike

I think it was this film that got him hooked on the Beaver...>>> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120828/

Since then he had accumulated a number of aeroplanes, half of which his previous Wife obtained in her divorce settlement!

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Reply #12 - Jul 6^th, 2012 at 3:22am

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Mike.. wrote on Jul 5^th, 2012 at 6:32pm:

ozzy72 wrote on Jun 30^th, 2012 at 10:26am:

Some people view these things as "must have status symbols", people like us view them as a way of life. That's the difference... Only John Travolta has mixed it up properly Grin

Harrison Ford Owns and flys A Beaver Wink

Mike

There is a very good joke in that statement, but his is a family forum...................... Cheesy

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