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For Those Who Wonder Why Attorneys... (Read 392 times)
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Enter Such Frivilous Law Suits?
An attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door.
A cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any auto body shop tried to make it new again. The lawyer finally wound down from his rant and the cop shook his head in disbelief, "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
"Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing?" The cop replied, "It was severed when the truck hit you!"
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Oh, My God!!!
" screamed the lawyer, "My Rolex!!!"
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Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug
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Another gem H.
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Nice !
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