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Apr 9^th, 2012 at 5:49pm

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It has been said that we can learn a lot from animals and nature; this is often given truth when considering the many whacky incidents continually in the news and peoples' lack of mutual concern. For instance, to avoid suffocation some humans need to take lessons from turtles, who can breathe through their rear.

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Reply #1 - Apr 26^th, 2012 at 6:22pm

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H wrote on Apr 9^th, 2012 at 5:49pm:

It has been said that we can learn a lot from animals and nature; this is often given truth when considering the many whacky incidents continually in the news and peoples' lack of mutual concern. For instance, to avoid suffocation some humans need to take lessons from turtles, who can breathe through their rear.

I wonder if they could teach me how to do it! Cheesy

Although there is some sad things about that though. Turtles, sadly, are pretty much on their way out. They're almost all extinct now. It has actually been said by many scientists, that if a middle school student has never seen a live turtle before, they probably never will. I've only seen eggs. Cry

Well, I guess this is what happens when somewhere in the world atleast one species goes extinct per day. Undecided

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Reply #2 - Apr 27^th, 2012 at 4:00pm

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Club508 wrote on Apr 26^th, 2012 at 6:22pm:

H wrote on Apr 9^th, 2012 at 5:49pm:

It has been said that we can learn a lot from animals and nature; this is often given truth when considering the many whacky incidents continually in the news and peoples' lack of mutual concern. For instance, to avoid suffocation some humans need to take lessons from turtles, who can breathe through their rear.

I wonder if they could teach me how to do it! Cheesy

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofn8-3SWd8M
Perhaps Mr. Methane could help you acquire the talent. Shocked

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Reply #3 - Apr 27^th, 2012 at 4:07pm

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Bud Greene wrote on Apr 27^th, 2012 at 4:00pm:

Club508 wrote on Apr 26^th, 2012 at 6:22pm:

H wrote on Apr 9^th, 2012 at 5:49pm:

It has been said that we can learn a lot from animals and nature; this is often given truth when considering the many whacky incidents continually in the news and peoples' lack of mutual concern. For instance, to avoid suffocation some humans need to take lessons from turtles, who can breathe through their rear.

I wonder if they could teach me how to do it! Cheesy

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofn8-3SWd8M
Perhaps Mr. Methane could help you acquire the talent. Shocked

Nah, that's rear end explosion, not implosion (breathing). But still a very funny one, especially with the music. Grin

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Reply #4 - Apr 27^th, 2012 at 4:09pm

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Club508 wrote on Apr 27^th, 2012 at 4:07pm:

Bud Greene wrote on Apr 27^th, 2012 at 4:00pm:

Club508 wrote on Apr 26^th, 2012 at 6:22pm:

H wrote on Apr 9^th, 2012 at 5:49pm:

It has been said that we can learn a lot from animals and nature; this is often given truth when considering the many whacky incidents continually in the news and peoples' lack of mutual concern. For instance, to avoid suffocation some humans need to take lessons from turtles, who can breathe through their rear.

I wonder if they could teach me how to do it! Cheesy

.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofn8-3SWd8M
Perhaps Mr. Methane could help you acquire the talent. Shocked

Nah, that's rear end explosion, not implosion (breathing). But still a very funny one, especially with the music. Grin

Yes it is an explosion, but he DOES draw air in through the backside BEFORE expelling... Shocked

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Reply #5 - Apr 27^th, 2012 at 4:40pm

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Bud Greene wrote on Apr 27^th, 2012 at 4:00pm:

Club508 wrote on Apr 26^th, 2012 at 6:22pm:

H wrote on Apr 9^th, 2012 at 5:49pm:

It has been said that we can learn a lot from animals and nature; this is often given truth when considering the many whacky incidents continually in the news and peoples' lack of mutual concern. For instance, to avoid suffocation some humans need to take lessons from turtles, who can breathe through their rear.

I wonder if they could teach me how to do it! Cheesy

.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofn8-3SWd8M
Perhaps Mr. Methane could help you acquire the talent. Shocked

Haha! I just stuck that video on my Facebook. Grin

I'll bet he's got babes in every town asking for his autograph!

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #6 - Apr 29^th, 2012 at 11:36am

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Bud Greene wrote on Apr 27^th, 2012 at 4:09pm:

Club508 wrote on Apr 27^th, 2012 at 4:07pm:

Bud Greene wrote on Apr 27^th, 2012 at 4:00pm:

Club508 wrote on Apr 26^th, 2012 at 6:22pm:

H wrote on Apr 9^th, 2012 at 5:49pm:

It has been said that we can learn a lot from animals and nature; this is often given truth when considering the many whacky incidents continually in the news and peoples' lack of mutual concern. For instance, to avoid suffocation some humans need to take lessons from turtles, who can breathe through their rear.

I wonder if they could teach me how to do it! Cheesy

.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofn8-3SWd8M
Perhaps Mr. Methane could help you acquire the talent. Shocked

Nah, that's rear end explosion, not implosion (breathing). But still a very funny one, especially with the music. Grin

Yes it is an explosion, but he DOES draw air in through the backside BEFORE expelling... Shocked

But I doubt he actually breaths with it.
And I must admit, I have to wonder how many pounds of thrust that guy generates through there. Roll Eyes

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Reply #7 - Apr 29^th, 2012 at 12:05pm

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And I must admit, I have to wonder how many pounds of thrust that guy generates through there. Roll Eyes

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Well he does wear a cape. Sufficient thrust to propel him perhaps. Cheesy

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