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Mar 3rd, 2012 at 7:59am

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A portable device to silence people. This thing could revolutionize marriage as we know it. And make raising children a snap.

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Reply #1 - Mar 3rd, 2012 at 8:54am

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I could purchase a couple of those...no problem... Grin
 

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Reply #2 - Mar 3rd, 2012 at 10:16am

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There are one or two female singers? I would like to try it out on!.... Smiley...!

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Reply #3 - Mar 3rd, 2012 at 10:45am

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I so want to use that against my teacher...
 

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Reply #4 - Mar 3rd, 2012 at 12:32pm

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Can I use it on my mother-in-law?   Cheesy
 

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Reply #5 - Mar 3rd, 2012 at 2:28pm

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Fozzer wrote on Mar 3rd, 2012 at 10:16am:
There are one or two female singers? I would like to try it out on!.... Smiley...!

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Yes, Mariah Carey, Céline Dion, Christine Aguilera, Brittney (although can that be classed as singing), Beyoncé, and Whitny Huston (yes I know). I wonder if it will work on their CD's and songs played on the radio too Grin

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Reply #6 - Mar 3rd, 2012 at 3:48pm

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expat wrote on Mar 3rd, 2012 at 2:28pm:
Fozzer wrote on Mar 3rd, 2012 at 10:16am:
There are one or two female singers? I would like to try it out on!.... Smiley...!

Paul... Grin... Grin...!


Yes, Mariah Carey, Céline Dion, Christine Aguilera, Brittney (although can that be classed as singing), Beyoncé, and Whitny Huston (yes I know). I wonder if it will work on their CD's and songs played on the radio too Grin

Matt


You forgot Justin beiber and lady gaga! Roll Eyes
 

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Reply #7 - Mar 3rd, 2012 at 3:51pm

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What about Susan Boyle?
 

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Reply #8 - Mar 3rd, 2012 at 4:55pm

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Wing Nut wrote on Mar 3rd, 2012 at 12:32pm:
Can I use it on my mother-in-law?   Cheesy


Only one time. That pesky square peg in the round hole issue pops up. On the upside though, no one will ever hear us fart again.  Grin
 

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Reply #9 - Mar 3rd, 2012 at 5:49pm

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It won't work on pop stars, sadly... they are used to hearing their voice coming back at them with a slight delay (from the back of the auditorium). And in front of a 30,000-watt P.A., this thing would be useless.  Undecided

As some sort of "speech suppressor" for ordinary situations, I don't think it would work very well. The average person should be able to quickly adjust to it. The effect would be similar to talking in a cave or some sort of small but reflective space.
 

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Reply #10 - Mar 3rd, 2012 at 5:53pm

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beaky wrote on Mar 3rd, 2012 at 5:49pm:
It won't work on pop stars, sadly... they are used to hearing their voice coming back at them with a slight delay (from the back of the auditorium). And in front of a 30,000-watt P.A., this thing would be useless.  Undecided

As some sort of "speech suppressor" for ordinary situations, I don't think it would work very well. The average person should be able to quickly adjust to it. The effect would be similar to talking in a cave or some sort of small but reflective space.


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