My wife came to me the other day and told me she wanted to have her breast enlarged. I ask how much this would cost. She said about $5,000. I told her I would think about it and give her an answer in the morning.
The next morning she asked if I had made my decision. Yes I have. I reached over a grabbed a roll of toilet paper and handed it to here.
She said how is toilet paper going to enlarge my breast. I told her to take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between her breast every morning and evening.  “How is that going to enlarge my breast”  she exclaimed. ” I don’t know “ I said “but it’s worked wonders for your but”.

Wives are all good at housekeeping, when they divorce they always keep the house.