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The true Alzheimer test (Read 888 times)
Feb 16
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, 2012 at 11:42pm
skoker
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Read this sentence:
The farmer's dog ran in the field.
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Now what was that sentence?
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Feb 17
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There was a sentence??????
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Feb 17
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What sentence......
All I remember is my eyes going a bit.....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Feb 17
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...a double Milk-shake!...
...!
Paul...
...
...!
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Feb 17
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What was the sentence...........
The fit young blond jumped........no, better stop before I get into trouble....
Matt
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People Eating Tasty Animals.
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Feb 17
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I just drooled harder than when I look at Fozzer's cooking!
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Feb 17
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Bud Greene wrote
on Feb 17
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, 2012 at 4:01pm:
I just drooled harder than when I look at Fozzer's cooking!
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Feb 18
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My father's reply to the test question:
"Uh, something about Mrs. Fields' cookies?"
Yes, the ladies definitely have nice...er...cookies.
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Feb 18
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Bud Greene wrote
on Feb 18
th
, 2012 at 9:29am:
My father's reply to the test question:
"Uh, something about Mrs. Fields' cookies?"
Yes, the ladies definitely have nice...er...cookies.
Da buns are mighty fine lookin too......
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Feb 18
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, 2012 at 12:58pm
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Romulus111VADT wrote
on Feb 18
th
, 2012 at 11:34am:
Bud Greene wrote
on Feb 18
th
, 2012 at 9:29am:
My father's reply to the test question:
"Uh, something about Mrs. Fields' cookies?"
Yes, the ladies definitely have nice...er...cookies.
Da buns are mighty fine lookin too......
Yep, with fine baked goods like those I hope I get to lick the frosting.
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Feb 26
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Something about a farmer's daughter, right??
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Feb 26
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, 2012 at 6:04pm
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Nice "ASSets". ..........Whay such a big gap before the pic? Was there a sentence or something I was supposed to read first?.....
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Feb 26
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, 2012 at 6:27pm
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Mike.. wrote
on Feb 26
th
, 2012 at 6:04pm:
Nice "ASSets". ..........Whay such a big gap before the pic? Was there a sentence or something I was supposed to read first?.....
..the only "Sentence" you are going to get is....
.....5 years of "Solitary" from your Missus!, after looking/drooling at those pics!...
...!
Paul...
..
..
..1
Dell Dimension 5000 BTX Tower. Win7 Home Edition, 32 Bit. Intel Pentium 4, dual 2.8 GHz. 2.5GB RAM, nVidia GF 9500GT 1GB. SATA 500GB + 80GB. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Micronet ADSL Modem only. Saitek Cyborg Evo Force. FS 2004 + FSX. Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower...Motor Bikes. Gas Cooker... and lots of musical instruments!.... ...!
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Feb 27
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, 2012 at 12:47pm
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Beer is the answer, I
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Fozzer wrote
on Feb 26
th
, 2012 at 6:27pm:
Mike.. wrote
on Feb 26
th
, 2012 at 6:04pm:
Nice "ASSets". ..........Whay such a big gap before the pic? Was there a sentence or something I was supposed to read first?.....
..the only "Sentence" you are going to get is....
.....5 years of "Solitary" from your Missus!, after looking/drooling at those pics!...
...!
Paul...
..
..
..1
Quite true Sir! Better get off this thread.....I was never here.............
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Feb 27
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I was gazing upon this image while trying come up with an intelligent reply, when my girlfriend walked in.
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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