Simviation Forum - The Biggest mystery of the Universe

Jan 9^th, 2012 at 1:25pm

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Ladies take no offence. This is by an expert

WOMEN

Yikes. All I know is it's technically, physically, mentally or emotionally to make a woman happy Shocked

. You'll die trying. That is a link btw. Grin

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Reply #1 - Jan 9^th, 2012 at 1:36pm

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Touché!... Smiley

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When I saw the title at the bottom of the Forum browser page; "Biggest Mystery of the Universe?", I thought; its nothing to do with "Space"...

..it has to be; .."WOMEN"... Roll Eyes

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You beat me to it!... Grin

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Paul..been there...experienced it... Wink

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Reply #2 - Jan 9^th, 2012 at 5:03pm

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Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking.

Who are we to contradict such great minds?

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Reply #3 - Jan 9^th, 2012 at 5:53pm

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Apex wrote on Jan 9^th, 2012 at 5:03pm:

Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking.

Who are we to contradict such great minds?

...just ask my ex-Wives... Wink

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Paul... Grin

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Reply #4 - Jan 9^th, 2012 at 6:16pm

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Biggest mystery?

You're better off calling them 'petite' Wink

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Reply #5 - Jan 9^th, 2012 at 6:34pm

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I'm all over Stephen Hawking on this one. Since I have failed in every conceivable way, there is only one possible equation left. Cool

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Reply #6 - Jan 9^th, 2012 at 7:43pm

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I have to agree with that, although my wife is pretty analytic (think Dr.Brenan from the show Bones)..Still, there are times I just have to say "are all women just freaking nuts?!"

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Reply #7 - Jan 10^th, 2012 at 11:27am

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For the past 37+ years I have studied them from a safe distance, and I still cant make them out... Huh

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They are certainly a strange, unpredictable offshoot from normal Hominids.

Take great care when approaching them, they can be very dangerous!... Shocked

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...trust me!... Wink

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Paul... Smiley

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Reply #8 - Jan 10^th, 2012 at 2:28pm

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No offense to Mr. Hawking, but I believe dating would be difficult for him, thus women WOULD be quite a mystery for him. Cry

Unfortunately that probably cannot be said for the rest of us and women are STILL a mystery. Wink

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Reply #9 - Jan 10^th, 2012 at 2:41pm

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No offense to Mr. Hawking, but I believe dating would be difficult for him, thus women WOULD be quite a mystery for him

Stephen Hawking has been married twice & has three children including one daughter. I should think he knows as much about women as the rest of us. Wink

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Reply #10 - Jan 10^th, 2012 at 2:47pm

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Hagar wrote on Jan 10^th, 2012 at 2:41pm:

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No offense to Mr. Hawking, but I believe dating would be difficult for him, thus women WOULD be quite a mystery for him

Stephen Hawking has been married twice & has three children including one daughter. I should think he knows as much about women as the rest of us. Wink

Wow! I stand corrected and have made myself look ignorant as well! Cry

Perhaps I should just Lips Sealed

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Reply #11 - Jan 10^th, 2012 at 3:12pm

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Wikipedia biography's save much blushing later Bud Wink

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Reply #12 - Jan 10^th, 2012 at 3:25pm

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ozzy72 wrote on Jan 10^th, 2012 at 3:12pm:

Wikipedia biography's save much blushing later Bud Wink

Amen, brother. I responded in haste, much to my personal embarrassment. Embarrassed

I've had this habit of opening my mouth/keyboard too soon all of my life. I am extremely lucky it hasn't landed me in serious trouble. YET. Wink

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Reply #13 - Jan 10^th, 2012 at 3:36pm

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Bud Greene wrote on Jan 10^th, 2012 at 3:25pm:

ozzy72 wrote on Jan 10^th, 2012 at 3:12pm:

Wikipedia biography's save much blushing later Bud Wink

Amen, brother. I responded in haste, much to my personal embarrassment. Embarrassed

Sorry. I didn't intend to embarrass you.

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Reply #14 - Jan 10^th, 2012 at 5:19pm

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Hagar wrote on Jan 10^th, 2012 at 2:41pm:

Stephen Hawking has been married twice & has three children including one daughter. I should think he knows as ~~much~~ little about women as the rest of us. Wink

Seems a more appropriate rendering, considering all said.

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