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A Few for Halloween (Read 182 times)

Oct 16^th, 2011 at 3:43am

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Did you hear about the tempermental witch who kept flying off the handle?

Getting kissed by a vampire can be a pain in the neck.

Do you know why the ghost party turned out so riotous?
They were all drunk on boos.

Did you hear about the little mouse who looked up at a bat and thought it was his fairy godmother?

Skeletons are very fearful -- they just have no guts

Did you hear about the cat who mistook lemon juice for milk -- now he's a real sour-puss

Did you hear about the ghost town's saloon -- it's still filled with old boos

Do you know what started the fight at the Halloween music festival?
The monsters wanted to monster mash,
the ghosts wanted to boo-gie woo-gie
and the mummies wanted to wrap.