Simviation Forum - My Favorite Animal

Oct 6^th, 2011 at 3:56pm

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My teacher asked what my favorite animal was and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too...especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class, my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now?

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #1 - Oct 6^th, 2011 at 5:28pm

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Reply #2 - Oct 6^th, 2011 at 6:40pm

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Who's Colonel Sanders?

Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.

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Reply #3 - Oct 6^th, 2011 at 7:14pm

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hyperpep111 wrote on Oct 6^th, 2011 at 6:40pm:

Who's Colonel Sanders?

Google it..... Roll Eyes

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #4 - Oct 6^th, 2011 at 7:26pm

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hyperpep111 wrote on Oct 6^th, 2011 at 6:40pm:

Who's Colonel Sanders?

He fought in the war against hunger and won the 'grease' award Wink

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Reply #5 - Oct 6^th, 2011 at 8:16pm

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonel_Sanders

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #6 - Oct 6^th, 2011 at 9:42pm

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If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #7 - Oct 7^th, 2011 at 6:12pm

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Tricky business, raising fried chicken. But yeah, the colonel knew the secret.

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #8 - Oct 7^th, 2011 at 8:27pm

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Steve M wrote on Oct 7^th, 2011 at 6:12pm:

Tricky business, raising fried chicken. But yeah, the colonel knew the secret.

Yep; with his 11 herbs and spices:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFC

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #9 - Oct 8^th, 2011 at 10:53am

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LMAO. Good one mate, some folks just don't have a sense of humor................ Ziggy

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Reply #10 - Oct 10^th, 2011 at 2:27pm

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Fun fact: My Father and Grandfather took Colonel Sanders fishing once. Afterwards, the Colonel fried the catfish they had caught.

Call BS on my if you want, everybody does, but it's true! Tongue

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Reply #11 - Oct 10^th, 2011 at 4:34pm

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TacitBlue wrote on Oct 10^th, 2011 at 2:27pm:

Fun fact: My Father and Grandfather took Colonel Sanders fishing once. Afterwards, the Colonel fried the catfish they had caught.

So, did it taste like chicken?

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Reply #12 - Oct 10^th, 2011 at 6:30pm

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H wrote on Oct 10^th, 2011 at 4:34pm:

TacitBlue wrote on Oct 10^th, 2011 at 2:27pm:

Fun fact: My Father and Grandfather took Colonel Sanders fishing once. Afterwards, the Colonel fried the catfish they had caught.

So, did it taste like chicken?

You ain't right..... Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #13 - Oct 11^th, 2011 at 3:02am

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You know, the Col. and I had one similarity...
not in appearance or size (I was a bit shorter)...
but, namely, right at the start.

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