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Job at the FBI (Read 1484 times)
Sep 13
th
, 2011 at 11:21pm
patchz
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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Remember ladies, it's just a joke.
The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'
The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn.
She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'
MORAL:
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Sep 14
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FoxThree
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Sep 14
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, 2011 at 2:01am
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lol
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Sep 14
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, 2011 at 6:11am
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Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Sep 14
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, 2011 at 6:25am
Fozzer
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....
....
....!
Very, very true!...
...!
Larry and I, (etc), both learned our lesson the first/second time around....
...trust us!...
...!
Paul..."once bit...twice shy!"...
...!
P.S...We need to start a; "Re-formed Bachelorhood Club"...
...!
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Sep 14
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, 2011 at 10:27am
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. Sounds like my sister
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Sep 14
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, 2011 at 1:41pm
patchz
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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Fozzer wrote
on Sep 14
th
, 2011 at 6:25am:
....
....
....!
Very, very true!...
...!
Larry and I, (etc), both learned our lesson the first/second time around....
...trust us!...
...!
Paul..."once bit...twice shy!"...
...!
P.S...We need to start a; "Re-formed Bachelorhood Club"...
...!
Good idea Paul.
And I'm twice bitten. But I guarantee, there will not be three.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Sep 14
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, 2011 at 5:54pm
hyperpep111
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You'll Never See Me Coming.
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Fozzer wrote
on Sep 14
th
, 2011 at 6:25am:
....
....
....!
Very, very true!...
...!
Larry and I, (etc), both learned our lesson the first/second time around....
...trust us!...
...!
Paul..."once bit...twice shy!"...
...!
P.S...We need to start a; "Re-formed Bachelorhood Club"...
...!
Can someone please explain
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Sep 14
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, 2011 at 6:40pm
Steve M
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hyperpep111 wrote
on Sep 14
th
, 2011 at 5:54pm:
Fozzer wrote
on Sep 14
th
, 2011 at 6:25am:
....
....
....!
Very, very true!...
...!
Larry and I, (etc), both learned our lesson the first/second time around....
...trust us!...
...!
Paul..."once bit...twice shy!"...
...!
P.S...We need to start a; "Re-formed Bachelorhood Club"...
...!
Can someone please explain
I could explain, most certainly.
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Sep 14
th
, 2011 at 9:33pm
patchz
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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By all means Steve, let him find out for himself.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Sep 15
th
, 2011 at 8:42am
hyperpep111
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You'll Never See Me Coming.
93 million miles from sun
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Steve M wrote
on Sep 14
th
, 2011 at 6:40pm:
hyperpep111 wrote
on Sep 14
th
, 2011 at 5:54pm:
Fozzer wrote
on Sep 14
th
, 2011 at 6:25am:
....
....
....!
Very, very true!...
...!
Larry and I, (etc), both learned our lesson the first/second time around....
...trust us!...
...!
Paul..."once bit...twice shy!"...
...!
P.S...We need to start a; "Re-formed Bachelorhood Club"...
...!
Can someone please explain
I could explain, most certainly.
Please do. In precise detail
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Sep 15
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, 2011 at 8:45am
hyperpep111
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You'll Never See Me Coming.
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patchz wrote
on Sep 14
th
, 2011 at 9:33pm:
By all means Steve, let him find out for himself.
Find what out
.
I'm really curious what you people have experienced
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Sep 15
th
, 2011 at 2:46pm
Fozzer
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An elderly FS 2004 addict!
Hereford. England. EGBS.
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hyperpep111 wrote
on Sep 15
th
, 2011 at 8:45am:
patchz wrote
on Sep 14
th
, 2011 at 9:33pm:
By all means Steve, let him find out for himself.
Find what out
.
I'm really curious what you people have experienced
In describing it in detail, we would be forced relive the whole unhappy experience once again...
...lets just say...for a a pastime, stay safe in your bedroom with your computer, and stick to playing with MS Flight Simulators...
..there are entrapment dangers out there...in the real world...
...!
Paul...
...!
Dell Dimension 5000 BTX Tower. Win7 Home Edition, 32 Bit. Intel Pentium 4, dual 2.8 GHz. 2.5GB RAM, nVidia GF 9500GT 1GB. SATA 500GB + 80GB. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Micronet ADSL Modem only. Saitek Cyborg Evo Force. FS 2004 + FSX. Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower...Motor Bikes. Gas Cooker... and lots of musical instruments!.... ...!
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Sep 15
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, 2011 at 3:48pm
Club508
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Fozzer wrote
on Sep 15
th
, 2011 at 2:46pm:
hyperpep111 wrote
on Sep 15
th
, 2011 at 8:45am:
patchz wrote
on Sep 14
th
, 2011 at 9:33pm:
By all means Steve, let him find out for himself.
Find what out
.
I'm really curious what you people have experienced
In describing it in detail, we would be forced relive the whole unhappy experience once again...
...lets just say...for a a pastime, stay safe in your bedroom with your computer, and stick to playing with MS Flight Simulators...
..there are entrapment dangers out there...in the real world...
...!
Paul...
...!
Eh, I'm not sure he will. Some inside implyed messages are too difficult to figure out without help.
Anyway, I'm not sure if even I myself got it right, be here's what I took from it.
Lawsuits, people who are crazy in the bad way, not the good way like us,
marriage
, children, crimminals, people with anger issues, mean bosses... The list goes on and on!
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Sep 15
th
, 2011 at 4:25pm
hyperpep111
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You'll Never See Me Coming.
93 million miles from sun
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Fozzer wrote
on Sep 15
th
, 2011 at 2:46pm:
hyperpep111 wrote
on Sep 15
th
, 2011 at 8:45am:
patchz wrote
on Sep 14
th
, 2011 at 9:33pm:
By all means Steve, let him find out for himself.
Find what out
.
I'm really curious what you people have experienced
In describing it in detail, we would be forced relive the whole unhappy experience once again...
...lets just say...for a a pastime, stay safe in your bedroom with your computer, and stick to playing with MS Flight Simulators...
..there are entrapment dangers out there...in the real world...
...!
Paul...
...!
Hmmm. I'll have to do my research
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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