So. You have your pet cat that keeps doing such "cute" behaviours. You know the saying that Cats Own YOU? It has allot more to it than you think .

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Have you ever witnessed a cat dual, Or annoyed a cat? Basically witnessed a cat feeling threatened? You will see that it will fold It's ears backwards, Bares it's fangs, Squints it's eyes and Hisses. It's actually imitating a snake. Naturally feared by almost every animal out there and the resemblance is completely intentional.
Cats, butterflies, frogs e.t.c have an art of mimicry that they deploy to avoid being eaten.  So a sudden hiss accompanied by a spray of saliva from a cobra shaped head is pretty scary to me . Now the real disturbing stuff


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HAve you ever noticed that when cuddling your pet it immediately resorts to licking itself? It's actually trying to get rid of your smelly stench. Cats have glands simulated when they tug on their fur. So when licking them they turn kick the glands into overdrive. Making him smell like themselves getting rid of your stench. No matter what perfume you put on he's still gonna clean himself.
Imagine every time you hugged your Mother, Wife, Friend E.t.c he/she goes and takes a nice, long shower to get rid of your "scent". That's sad .

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Cat's have many ways of communicating. And By FAR the most common is the meow. But unlike dogs barking in a fixed tone, Cats can fine tune their meow for the optimum results. Studies have sown that people can (subconsciously) tell the difference between the "I'm hungry"
and the Whatever other meows there are. .
Further studies have show that cat's fine tune their meows to sound like a crying baby to manipulate us to respond to their "needs" faster. And because we humans are such well trained, We come running .
Don't worry, If they wanted to take over the world, They'd Have done it already .

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Cats LOVE Murder . And That's A fact . So many cat owners have had the pleasure of having dead animals brought back by kitty (let's call her that for now) to impress them. Then they look at you as if they want you to "eat up". But Kitty Does Expect you eat them there and then.
Have You ever watched Nat geographic channel and seen wolves, Lions, Cheetahs and other predators bringing back dead animals for their young? That's exactly what applies to kitty. Cause cats naturally take care of their young and other dependant members of the group. That includes teaching them to hunt. So when she brings back dead food to you as she would one of her kittens, trying to teach Teach you how to hunt. She has noticed your embarrassing lack of hunting skills.

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Most cat owners will tell you that she does that cause she is trying to hug you the only way she knows how . What kitty is actually saying is
"Hi, I love you. I OWN YOU" Cats have glands on the sides of their faces, Main Body(Fuselage ) And tail. So It's actually claiming ownership of you as it's property . So it's telling other cats that it loves you . Kinda like when Bunnies rub their chin on you. Or it could also be saying "Do you have any yummy food to give me?".

Watch the Evil Genius slowly take over your life. Enjoy it while you can

Just remember... If a cat yawns, put your finger in its mouth and wait until it gets a massive surprise  That teaches them to think they have control 

But yeah, Simon's Cat will teach you about everything that goes through your cats' mind when they're out and about.


I miss having a cat though. They can be appear to be very affectionate