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Early morning Police stop.... (Read 411 times)

Oct 3^rd, 2011 at 3:58am

patchz Offline
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A Police STOP at 2 AM

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. And is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #1 - Oct 3^rd, 2011 at 4:04am

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..what other answer can there be?... Wink

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Paul... Grin

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P.S....love the Flat Cap....my favourite head-gear!... Kiss

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...(actually, he also looks a lot like me!)... Wink

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Reply #2 - Oct 3^rd, 2011 at 9:56am

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.......good one Cool

"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"

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Reply #3 - Oct 3^rd, 2011 at 3:27pm

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Reply #4 - Oct 5^th, 2011 at 6:33am

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hey!
my grandad has the same cap!

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Reply #5 - Oct 6^th, 2011 at 7:58am

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Over here they just get the rolling pin Grin

. I suppose that works too Roll Eyes

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