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Wedding Plans (Read 1669 times)
Sep 18
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, 2011 at 11:04am
Capt.Propwash
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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited
about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a
drugstore.
Jacob suggests they go in.
*Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
*Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
*Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds ....."
*Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely.."
*Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
*Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
*Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's
disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
*Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
*Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
*Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
*Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.
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Sep 18
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Steve M
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Reminds me of someone I know!
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Sep 18
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Jayhawk Jake might not be laughing
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Sep 18
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, 2011 at 2:41pm
Bud Greene
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What's up, doc?
Up, up in the air...
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What does an older woman have that a younger woman doesn't?
Breasts on her stomach.
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Sep 18
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, 2011 at 3:09pm
Fozzer
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Bud Greene wrote
on Sep 18
th
, 2011 at 2:41pm:
What does an older woman have that a younger woman doesn't?
Breasts on her stomach.
Introducing Mr. Wun Hung Lo...
..and his elderly wife; Mrs. To Hung Lo...
...!
Paul....
....!
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Sep 18
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H
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Fozzer wrote
on Sep 18
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, 2011 at 3:09pm:
Introducing Mr. Wun Hung Lo...
and his elderly wife; Mrs. Tu Hung Lo...
Wun should have known enough to leave Tu Hung Up with her maiden name.
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Sep 18
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, 2011 at 3:50pm
Fozzer
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H wrote
on Sep 18
th
, 2011 at 3:23pm:
Fozzer wrote
on Sep 18
th
, 2011 at 3:09pm:
Introducing Mr. Wun Hung Lo...
and his elderly wife; Mrs. Tu Hung Lo...
Wun should have known enough to leave Tu Hung Up with her maiden name.
Tu Wita Woo?
(Pigeon-chested, and a bit of a night-Owl at the time).
Paul...
...!
Dell Dimension 5000 BTX Tower. Win7 Home Edition, 32 Bit. Intel Pentium 4, dual 2.8 GHz. 2.5GB RAM, nVidia GF 9500GT 1GB. SATA 500GB + 80GB. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Micronet ADSL Modem only. Saitek Cyborg Evo Force. FS 2004 + FSX. Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower...Motor Bikes. Gas Cooker... and lots of musical instruments!.... ...!
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Sep 18
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, 2011 at 5:44pm
Bud Greene
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[/quote]
Introducing Mr. Wun Hung Lo...
..and his elderly wife; Mrs. To Hung Lo...
...!
Paul....
....!
[/quote]
Not to be confused with my nickname when I lived in Taipei.... Hung Don Lo
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Sep 18
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, 2011 at 5:45pm
Bud Greene
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Uh oh, now you got me started.
What do old people taste like?
Depends
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Sep 18
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, 2011 at 6:31pm
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Bud Greene wrote
on Sep 18
th
, 2011 at 5:45pm:
Uh oh, now you got me started.
What do old people taste like?
Depends
We all taste like chicken, no matter how we are prepared.
But yes, it depends on our depends.
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Sep 19
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Steve M wrote
on Sep 18
th
, 2011 at 6:31pm:
We all taste like chicken, no matter how we are prepared.
But yes, it depends on our depends.
How do you know
. Hmmm Suspicious
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Sep 19
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, 2011 at 12:08pm
H
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2003: the year NH couldn't
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hyperpep111 wrote
on Sep 19
th
, 2011 at 11:20am:
Steve M wrote
on Sep 18
th
, 2011 at 6:31pm:
We all taste like chicken, no matter how we are prepared. But yes, it depends on our depends.
How do you know. Hmmm Suspicious.
Have you heard the term, "Sometimes it comes back to bite us...?" Steve's the it that came back...
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Sep 19
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H wrote
on Sep 19
th
, 2011 at 12:08pm:
hyperpep111 wrote
on Sep 19
th
, 2011 at 11:20am:
Steve M wrote
on Sep 18
th
, 2011 at 6:31pm:
We all taste like chicken, no matter how we are prepared. But yes, it depends on our depends.
How do you know. Hmmm Suspicious.
Have you heard the term, "Sometimes it comes back to bite us...?" Steve's the it that came back...
not always,sometimes infants bite you aswell and sharks,musquitoes,dogs,cats,fish and crocodiles,but its mainly steve...
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Sep 19
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, 2011 at 1:29pm
Fozzer
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jetprop wrote
on Sep 19
th
, 2011 at 12:37pm:
H wrote
on Sep 19
th
, 2011 at 12:08pm:
hyperpep111 wrote
on Sep 19
th
, 2011 at 11:20am:
Steve M wrote
on Sep 18
th
, 2011 at 6:31pm:
We all taste like chicken, no matter how we are prepared. But yes, it depends on our depends.
How do you know. Hmmm Suspicious.
Have you heard the term, "Sometimes it comes back to bite us...?" Steve's the it that came back...
not always, sometimes infants bite you as well, and sharks, mosquitoes, dogs, cats, fish and crocodiles, but its mainly Steve...
Taste of Chicken?...>>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZVjKlBCvhg&NR=1
Paul...
...!
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Sep 19
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, 2011 at 5:21pm
Steve M
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Bud Greene wrote
on Sep 18
th
, 2011 at 2:41pm:
What does an older woman have that a younger woman doesn't?
Breasts on her stomach.
That's the reason most of us old men have a hard time getting out of a chair.
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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