Remember ladies, it's just a joke.



The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.


For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.


'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.


Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill her!!'


The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'


The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'


The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.


The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'

The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'



Finally, it was the woman's turn.

She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. 

They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.  'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them

lol

.... .... ....!

Very, very true!... ...!

Larry and I, (etc), both learned our lesson the first/second time around....

...trust us!... ...!

Paul..."once bit...twice shy!"... ...!

P.S...We need to start a; "Re-formed Bachelorhood Club"... ...!

Fozzer wrote on Sep 14^th, 2011 at 6:25am:

Good idea Paul. 

And I'm twice bitten. But I guarantee, there will not be three.

hyperpep111 wrote on Sep 14^th, 2011 at 5:54pm:




I could explain, most certainly. 

Steve M wrote on Sep 14^th, 2011 at 6:40pm:


Please do. In precise detail

hyperpep111 wrote on Sep 15^th, 2011 at 8:45am:


In describing it in detail, we would be forced relive the whole unhappy experience once again...

...lets just say...for a a pastime, stay safe in your bedroom with your computer, and stick to playing with MS Flight Simulators...
..there are entrapment dangers out there...in the real world... ...!

Paul... ...!

Fozzer wrote on Sep 15^th, 2011 at 2:46pm:

Hmmm. I'll have to do my research

patchz wrote on Sep 15^th, 2011 at 4:49pm:

Exactly why I underlined marriage.

patchz wrote on Sep 15^th, 2011 at 4:49pm:


They surely they can't be that much of a terror
But again, Easy for me to say because I ain't married.
But how could you get into such a (Mess????)/trouble

hyperpep111 wrote on Sep 15^th, 2011 at 6:16pm:




Most of us don't know what hit us. So we try again. 

Fozzer wrote on Sep 15^th, 2011 at 7:40pm:




AKA following your nose. Experience has taught me to keep a sharp eye on the veins in their foreheads. 

I heard something in church today that I thought might be a bit relavent to what's going on in this topic so far.


If you want happieness for a hour, take a nap.
If you want happieness for a day, go fishing.
If you want happieness for a week, go on vacation.
If you want happieness for a month, get married.
If you want happieness for a year, inherit a fortune.
If you want happieness for a lifetime, help someone else.

H wrote on Sep 19^th, 2011 at 12:20pm:

Now that is food for thought....

First Biblical Institute?

H wrote on Sep 22^nd, 2011 at 8:58pm:

Touché.