Simviation Forum - Job at the FBI

Reply #15 - Sep 15^th, 2011 at 4:49pm

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I'll give you a one word hint:

wives. Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #16 - Sep 15^th, 2011 at 5:09pm

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patchz wrote on Sep 15^th, 2011 at 4:49pm:

I'll give you a one word hint:

wives. Roll Eyes

Exactly why I underlined marriage. Roll Eyes

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Reply #17 - Sep 15^th, 2011 at 5:39pm

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hyperpep111 wrote on Sep 14^th, 2011 at 10:27am:

. Sounds like my sister Grin

A reason I admit to seeing UFOs -- I was too busy fleeing for my life to identify what was flying at me!

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Reply #18 - Sep 15^th, 2011 at 6:16pm

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patchz wrote on Sep 15^th, 2011 at 4:49pm:

I'll give you a one word hint:

wives. Roll Eyes

They surely they can't be that much of a terror Shocked

But again, Easy for me to say because I ain't married. Cool

But how could you get into such a (Mess????)/trouble Tongue

Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.

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Reply #19 - Sep 15^th, 2011 at 6:19pm

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H wrote on Sep 15^th, 2011 at 5:39pm:

hyperpep111 wrote on Sep 14^th, 2011 at 10:27am:

. Sounds like my sister Grin

A reason I admit to seeing UFOs -- I was too busy fleeing for my life to identify what was flying at me!

Ah. So That's where she was Roll Eyes

Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.

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Reply #20 - Sep 15^th, 2011 at 7:32pm

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hyperpep111 wrote on Sep 15^th, 2011 at 6:16pm:

patchz wrote on Sep 15^th, 2011 at 4:49pm:

I'll give you a one word hint:

wives. Roll Eyes

They surely they can't be that much of a terror Shocked

But again, Easy for me to say because I ain't married. Cool

But how could you get into such a (Mess????)/trouble Tongue

Most of us don't know what hit us. So we try again. Cool

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #21 - Sep 15^th, 2011 at 7:40pm

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Steve M wrote on Sep 15^th, 2011 at 7:32pm:

hyperpep111 wrote on Sep 15^th, 2011 at 6:16pm:

patchz wrote on Sep 15^th, 2011 at 4:49pm:

I'll give you a one word hint:

wives. Roll Eyes

They surely they can't be that much of a terror Shocked

But again, Easy for me to say because I ain't married. Cool

But how could you get into such a (Mess????)/trouble Tongue

Most of us don't know what hit us. So we try again. Cool

Its known as; "Masochism"...or.. "Self Flagellation"... Grin

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Reply #22 - Sep 15^th, 2011 at 8:25pm

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Fozzer wrote on Sep 15^th, 2011 at 7:40pm:

Steve M wrote on Sep 15^th, 2011 at 7:32pm:

hyperpep111 wrote on Sep 15^th, 2011 at 6:16pm:

patchz wrote on Sep 15^th, 2011 at 4:49pm:

I'll give you a one word hint:

wives. Roll Eyes

They surely they can't be that much of a terror Shocked

But again, Easy for me to say because I ain't married. Cool

But how could you get into such a (Mess????)/trouble Tongue

Most of us don't know what hit us. So we try again. Cool

Its known as; "Masochism"...or.. "Self Flagellation"... Grin

...!

Paul.... Wink

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AKA following your nose. Experience has taught me to keep a sharp eye on the veins in their foreheads. Wink

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #23 - Sep 17^th, 2011 at 10:33am

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Nice.

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Reply #24 - Sep 18^th, 2011 at 3:09pm

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I heard something in church today that I thought might be a bit relavent to what's going on in this topic so far.

If you want happieness for a hour, take a nap.
If you want happieness for a day, go fishing.
If you want happieness for a week, go on vacation.
If you want happieness for a month, get married.
If you want happieness for a year, inherit a fortune.
If you want happieness for a lifetime, help someone else.

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Reply #25 - Sep 18^th, 2011 at 4:43pm

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This poem I heard about marriage Doesn't make any sense

Dance for you are about to be married
In the brightest of day, You shall be carried,
Vase of Love is now yours
Organist's song of love
Reservations Shall Be made
Cake shall be cut,
Exiting will be your rest of your life.

Cant understand who made up such a pointless prophecy Tongue

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Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.

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Reply #26 - Sep 19^th, 2011 at 12:20pm

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Evidently due to yesterday's Biblical sojourn, I didn't properly read the title to this post when my groggy mind first looked at it earlier: the first thought was that Job was asking the FBI to investigate his his losses and his family deaths. See what sleep deprivation can do.

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Reply #27 - Sep 22^nd, 2011 at 6:51pm

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H wrote on Sep 15^th, 2011 at 5:39pm:

hyperpep111 wrote on Sep 14^th, 2011 at 10:27am:

. Sounds like my sister Grin

A reason I admit to seeing UFOs -- I was too busy fleeing for my life to identify what was flying at me!

Unidentified Female Objects??? Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #28 - Sep 22^nd, 2011 at 6:52pm

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H wrote on Sep 19^th, 2011 at 12:20pm:

Evidently due to yesterday's Biblical sojourn, I didn't properly read the title to this post when my groggy mind first looked at it earlier: the first thought was that Job was asking the FBI to investigate his his losses and his family deaths. See what sleep deprivation can do.

Now that is food for thought....

First Biblical Institute? Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #29 - Sep 22^nd, 2011 at 8:58pm

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patchz wrote on Sep 22^nd, 2011 at 6:51pm:

Unidentified Female Objects??? Roll Eyes

Not the objects -- the power behind them... and it was quite well identified.

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