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Aug 25th, 2011 at 4:16pm

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Started in 1997, this finnish summer event has been going on for ten years already. What began as funny thing to do with small group of friends is now transformed into much larger event. This year’s Kaljakellunta had hundreds boats or other floating things.

Kaljakellunta or Beer floating is about beer (mainly drinking it) and floating downstream in a river, using a boat, raft or almost anything that floats. There is no official organization, no cost to participate and it’s open for everyone.

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In the nanny state of the free and the home of the brave the cops would shut this down long before it ever started.
 

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Reply #1 - Aug 25th, 2011 at 6:00pm

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I don't even get how people like Beer. It stinks Undecided. But I guess everyone has their preferences Undecided.


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Reply #2 - Aug 25th, 2011 at 6:15pm

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hyperpep111 wrote on Aug 25th, 2011 at 6:00pm:
I don't even get how people like Beer. It stinks Undecided. But I guess everyone has their preferences Undecided.


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Proper beer is rather alright! I'm a vodka, cider and rum person myself. Whatever floats your boat!
 

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Reply #3 - Aug 25th, 2011 at 11:18pm

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Everyone's first beer tastes horrible.

The second one, not so bad.

The third, you could learn to like it,

4 - 10,000 they go down real smooth.
 

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Reply #4 - Aug 26th, 2011 at 1:26am

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Webb wrote on Aug 25th, 2011 at 4:16pm:
In the nanny state of the free and the home of the brave the cops would shut this down long before it ever started.

True. But if you look at the accident records for fatal and injurious boating accidents involving alcohol, it begins to make sense, just like making drunk driving illegal.
 

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Reply #5 - Aug 26th, 2011 at 3:45am

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Webb wrote on Aug 25th, 2011 at 11:18pm:
Everyone's first beer tastes horrible
Certainly did... was bitter, don't like bitter.


Webb wrote on Aug 25th, 2011 at 11:18pm:
The second one, not so bad
Was so... still bitter, don't like bitter.


Webb wrote on Aug 25th, 2011 at 11:18pm:
The third, you could learn to like it*
Maybe*, but was put in a headlock when messing around; I was dizzy and didn't realize I was moving both of us until we went through the bathroom door and my fellow cohort immediately released me when we smashed the metal shower stall (Dad was not happy!). To alleviate the taste of the beer, I'd added whiskey to the beer. It didn't help... was bitter, don't like bitter.


Webb wrote on Aug 25th, 2011 at 11:18pm:
4 - 10,000 they go down real smooth.
Don't go down at all... I'm sure they're still bitter, don't like bitter.


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Reply #6 - Aug 26th, 2011 at 4:15am

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hyperpep111 wrote on Aug 25th, 2011 at 6:00pm:
I don't even get how people like Beer. It stinks Undecided. But I guess everyone has their preferences Undecided.


Renč

According to your profile you're 13. Beer is an acquired taste. It's supposed to taste horrible until you're old enough to appreciate it.

At least, that's how it used to be. The recent trend for 'alcopops' was started by the manufacturers to encourage younger people to drink alcohol & therefore increase their profits.
 

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Reply #7 - Aug 26th, 2011 at 4:34am

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patchz wrote on Aug 26th, 2011 at 1:26am:
Webb wrote on Aug 25th, 2011 at 4:16pm:
In the nanny state of the free and the home of the brave the cops would shut this down long before it ever started.

True. But if you look at the accident records for fatal and injurious boating accidents involving alcohol, it begins to make sense, just like making drunk driving illegal.


Then I must avoid alcohol at all costs when I turn 18. Smiley Cheesy Grin.
But I seriously cannot stand it Undecided.


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Reply #8 - Aug 26th, 2011 at 4:41am

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Hagar wrote on Aug 26th, 2011 at 4:15am:
hyperpep111 wrote on Aug 25th, 2011 at 6:00pm:
I don't even get how people like Beer. It stinks Undecided. But I guess everyone has their preferences Undecided.


Renč

According to your profile you're 13. Beer is an acquired taste. It's supposed to taste horrible until you're old enough to appreciate it.

At least, that's how it used to be. The recent trend for 'alcopops' was started by the manufacturers to encourage younger people to drink alcohol & therefore increase their profits.


Yep. I'm WAY underage. I don't even know why I'm thinking about it Sad But I NEVER want to drink it. From what I've read and Learned is It ruins lives and I simply do not want to risk that. But I'd much rather spend the money on a good white chocolate. Cheers.


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Reply #9 - Aug 26th, 2011 at 12:58pm

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We do something similar here, we float down rivers on tubes with floating coolers full of beer.  Best part about it (besides the beer of course) is if you gotta pee, well, you know  Grin
 

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Reply #10 - Aug 26th, 2011 at 4:37pm

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patchz wrote on Aug 26th, 2011 at 1:26am:
Webb wrote on Aug 25th, 2011 at 4:16pm:
In the nanny state of the free and the home of the brave the cops would shut this down long before it ever started.

True. But if you look at the accident records for fatal and injurious boating accidents involving alcohol, it begins to make sense, just like making drunk driving illegal.


Stupid is as stupid does though....according to this
article
there have been zero (0) injuries or fatalities in the entire history of this event. The laws here against floating while drinking are purely taxation by citation Wink
It really comes down to common sense......operate a high speed ski boat while intoxicated....bad idea.....float down the river on an inner tube with a couple beers....who could possibly be hurt ????
With the absence of common sense.....we have legislation Roll Eyes
 

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Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"
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Reply #11 - Aug 26th, 2011 at 5:05pm

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CHUCK79 wrote on Aug 26th, 2011 at 4:37pm:
With the absence of common sense.....we have legislation Roll Eyes

Looks like someone over here has finally seen the light. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-14634289

I live in hope. Roll Eyes

 

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Reply #12 - Aug 26th, 2011 at 5:23pm

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Yay!!!!....more laws/regulations to protect people from themselves........maybe they could just assign someone to hold our hands everywhere we go Roll Eyes
 

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Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"
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Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"
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Reply #14 - Aug 26th, 2011 at 6:25pm

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Hagar wrote on Aug 26th, 2011 at 4:15am:
hyperpep111 wrote on Aug 25th, 2011 at 6:00pm:
I don't even get how people like Beer. It stinks Undecided. But I guess everyone has their preferences Undecided.


Renč

According to your profile you're 13. Beer is an acquired taste. It's supposed to taste horrible until you're old enough to appreciate it.

At least, that's how it used to be. The recent trend for 'alcopops' was started by the manufacturers to encourage younger people to drink alcohol & therefore increase their profits.

I have taken full advantage of the UK's laws and I have tried drink since I was 5 years old. I still love Stella Grin alcopops taste ridiculous, and that's after much observation as an 18 year old. Well mixed spirits, beer and real ales are the way forward  Cool
 

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