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Reply #45 -
Aug 23
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, 2011 at 9:17am
ozzy72
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Pretty scary huh?
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Perhaps with;
All right, we'll call it a draw.
Come, Patsy.
[King Arthur and Patsy ride off]
Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Aug 23
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hyperpep111
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You'll Never See Me Coming.
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ozzy72 wrote
on Aug 23
rd
, 2011 at 9:17am:
Perhaps with;
All right, we'll call it a draw.
Come, Patsy.
[King Arthur and Patsy ride off]
Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
...
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Bring out your dead!
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And the Lord spake, saying:
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
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RaptorF22 wrote
on Aug 24
th
, 2011 at 12:05pm:
And the Lord spake, saying:
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
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Reply #50 -
Aug 24
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Ang2dogs wrote
on Aug 24
th
, 2011 at 12:43am:
Bring out your dead!
Just when I thought I was getting the hang of it
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Reply #51 -
Aug 24
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Then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiith a herring!
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Aug 24
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Club508 wrote
on Aug 24
th
, 2011 at 12:15pm:
RaptorF22 wrote
on Aug 24
th
, 2011 at 12:05pm:
And the Lord spake, saying:
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
One... two... five!
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No matter where you go,
there you are.
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Look, strange women coming out of lakes,,,,,,,,,
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