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Reply #30 - Aug 21^st, 2011 at 9:45am

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hyperpep111 wrote on Aug 21^st, 2011 at 9:40am:

What are Patchz, Ozzy, U4EA, Chuck79 talking about? I have no clue. Huh

All quotes from monty python and the holy grail, I believe. Grin

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Reply #31 - Aug 21^st, 2011 at 2:34pm

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Yer not wrong Wink

Now we must eat Sir Robin's minstrels Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #32 - Aug 21^st, 2011 at 3:29pm

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Anybody know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African?
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Reply #33 - Aug 21^st, 2011 at 3:55pm

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She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better.....

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #34 - Aug 21^st, 2011 at 4:19pm

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Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three...

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Reply #35 - Aug 21^st, 2011 at 5:57pm

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Bud Greene wrote on Aug 21^st, 2011 at 3:29pm:

Anybody know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African?
Cheesy

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #36 - Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 1:41am

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I thought this was about good advice?

Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.

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Reply #37 - Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 2:17am

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Whataya mean ya don't want to marry her!? She's beautiful, she has HUGE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Tracts of land!

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Reply #38 - Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 2:24am

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hyperpep111 wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 1:41am:

I thought this was about good advice?

You weren't searching for the holy gruel?

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Reply #39 - Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 2:36am

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H wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 2:24am:

hyperpep111 wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 1:41am:

I thought this was about good advice?

You weren't searching for the holy gruel?

No. I wasen't Tongue

. Or was I? Lips Sealed

Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.

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Reply #40 - Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 3:11pm

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What are you doing now?
Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #41 - Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 3:29pm

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It's very important to eat a balanced diet.

Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.

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Reply #42 - Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 3:46pm

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"Go and tell your master that we have been charged by god with a sacred quest..........if he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail!!"

"Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen.....uhh...he's already got one you see!"

I fart in your general direction!!!

"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"

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Reply #43 - Aug 23^rd, 2011 at 7:09am

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You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

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Reply #44 - Aug 23^rd, 2011 at 8:09am

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ozzy72 wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2011 at 7:09am:

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

How on mother Earth's hand in the medieval Britain are you supposed to reply to that Sad

Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.

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