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Aug 18^th, 2011 at 12:10pm

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There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #1 - Aug 18^th, 2011 at 12:34pm

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Going to put that where the cats ended up.... Wink

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #2 - Aug 18^th, 2011 at 12:41pm

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Maybe I should do that sometime. Just without crashing. I can't wait to meet him without having to die! Grin

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Reply #3 - Aug 18^th, 2011 at 2:23pm

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Club are you on some kind of medication we need to be aware of?

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Reply #4 - Aug 18^th, 2011 at 2:27pm

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ozzy72 wrote on Aug 18^th, 2011 at 2:23pm:

Club are you on some kind of medication we need to be aware of?

Nope. Just trying to be humourous. And as usual, apparently failing. Undecided

Sometimes I wonder why I even post in the humour section. Undecided

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Reply #5 - Aug 18^th, 2011 at 3:26pm

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Your humour is somewhat unique. Might I suggest a course of Monty Python, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers and Carry On. This should cover the British side of humour.
Then hit the Three Stooges, Whoppi Goldberg, any films by the Zucker brothers and Mel Brooks to really get American classic comedy. After that you'll be fine Wink

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Reply #6 - Aug 18^th, 2011 at 3:29pm

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I'd add Benny Hill to the list of British comedians. He was a hoot..... Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #7 - Aug 18^th, 2011 at 3:31pm

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Gosh I missed Benny, did Kenny Everett ever make it to your side of the Pond Rom?

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Reply #8 - Aug 18^th, 2011 at 3:37pm

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ozzy72 wrote on Aug 18^th, 2011 at 3:31pm:

Gosh I missed Benny, did Kenny Everett ever make it to your side of the Pond Rom?

Not that I've heard of; but I don't get out much anymore. Cry

This might be why - Kenny Everett (25 December 1944 – 4 April 1995) .... Undecided

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #9 - Aug 18^th, 2011 at 3:38pm

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of all the ones you mentioned, the only one I've ever heard of are the three stooges, and all I now about them is that they were in something to do with I think a comedy show. thank goodness for google and youtube.

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Reply #10 - Aug 18^th, 2011 at 3:42pm

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Check out some of his sketches on YouTube Rom, especially the Spiderman sketch, the DIY BeeGees kit and Sherman Tank Wink

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Reply #11 - Aug 18^th, 2011 at 7:54pm

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ozzy72 wrote on Aug 18^th, 2011 at 3:42pm:

Check out some of his sketches on YouTube Rom, especially the Spiderman sketch, the DIY BeeGees kit and Sherman Tank Wink

While Rom is doing that, Club508 should also check out YouTube, including Abbott and Costello -- then, maybe, he can tell us

who's on first.

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Reply #12 - Aug 18^th, 2011 at 8:23pm

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as well as Laurel & Hardy, Lucille Ball, Don Rickles, and Milton Berle.

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #13 - Aug 18^th, 2011 at 8:46pm

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Okay, I know it isn't "classic" but after all of that, a small dose of Seinfeld wouldn't hurt in the learning of sarcasm and ridiculous situations. Wink

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And YES! Monty Python! At least watch Holy Grail! You will thank us. Wink

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Reply #14 - Aug 18^th, 2011 at 9:56pm

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I think you all may be forgetting that I am pretty much a whole 1-2 generation(s) behind you guys. I have not heard or seen any of the things ANY of you have mentioned except for the name three stooges, and I haven't seen any of them. Tongue

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