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Thought for the weekend!!! (Read 1091 times)
Aug 13
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, 2011 at 12:57pm
Romulus111VADT
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Message for all my ALCOHOL LOVING friends:
Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.
Rum and ice will ruin your liver.
Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart.
Gin and ice will ruin your brain.
Coke and ice will ruin your teeth.
Apparently ice is lethal!!!
Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!!
I don't drink alcohol; I drink coffee and iced tea; it still stains your teeth...
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Aug 13
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This makes me want to eat some Ice
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Aug 13
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Hi, Rom...
cool advice.
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Aug 14
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That's why I NEVER put ice in my beer.
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Aug 14
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I almost said ice is the only material they cant figure out how to tax, but I had to stop myself short.
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Aug 14
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Thank goodness I don't drink alcohol and I barely even drink non-alcoholic. I only drink soda or anything with ice in it about once a month, and that's only because there's no other options.
But I do drink alot of milk.
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Aug 15
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Thank God the gin and vodka are safe! I avoid ice... sort of a Titanicphobia
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Aug 15
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Looks like I am in for a long slow death then............
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Aug 15
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But isnt alcolol just rotten fruits?
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Aug 15
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hyperpep111 wrote
on Aug 15
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, 2011 at 7:45am:
But isnt alcolol just rotten fruits?
Looked it up, and if you want to take the time to read it, here you go. It's a whopper of info.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol
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Aug 15
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ozzy72 wrote
on Aug 15
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, 2011 at 6:32am:
Thank God the gin and vodka are safe! I avoid ice... sort of a Titanicphobia
I'm not so sure. read the article. and look at this.
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Aug 15
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Please define large consumption in gallons per hour by alcohol type
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Aug 15
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, 2011 at 11:13am
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ozzy72 wrote
on Aug 15
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, 2011 at 10:58am:
Please define large consumption in gallons per hour by alcohol type
Above the legal limit.
the point where the stuff in red starts happening.
Sorry, that's the best I can think of.
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Aug 15
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ozzy72 wrote
on Aug 15
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, 2011 at 10:58am:
Please define large consumption in gallons per hour by alcohol type
Sounds dangerous, Ozzy...
if drinking it by the gallon means ordering it by the galleon.
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Aug 15
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I don't care what mode of transport it uses H as long as it is there when I need it
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Aug 15
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, 2011 at 4:26pm:
I don't care what mode of transport it uses H as long as it is there when I need it
Trust me, from what you've been posting so far, I can tell that unless your body has become physically dependant on it, YOU DON'T NEED IT.
If you sadly have become physically dependant on it, ask a doctor. I'm clueless.
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Aug 15
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Wow....
This topic took off all of a sudden. To think, I figured I wouldn't get any responses.....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Aug 15
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Club508 wrote
on Aug 15
th
, 2011 at 4:52pm:
Trust me, from what you've been posting so far, I can tell that unless your body has become physically dependant on it, YOU DON'T NEED IT.
If you sadly have become physically dependant on it, ask a doctor. I'm clueless.
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Aug 15
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Club508 wrote
on Aug 15
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, 2011 at 4:52pm:
ozzy72 wrote
on Aug 15
th
, 2011 at 4:26pm:
I don't care what mode of transport it uses H as long as it is there when I need it
Trust me, from what you've been posting so far, I can tell that unless your body has become physically dependant on it, YOU DON'T NEED IT.
If you sadly have become physically dependant on it, ask a doctor. I'm clueless.
Oy vey...and no I'm not Yiddish. Your age is showing my friend. I don't drink any alcohol and was just joking around about drinking.
The responses were the other members just hamming it up, horsing around and or just having fun elaborating on the joke.
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Aug 15
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Romulus111VADT wrote
on Aug 15
th
, 2011 at 7:35pm:
Club508 wrote
on Aug 15
th
, 2011 at 4:52pm:
ozzy72 wrote
on Aug 15
th
, 2011 at 4:26pm:
I don't care what mode of transport it uses H as long as it is there when I need it
Trust me, from what you've been posting so far, I can tell that unless your body has become physically dependant on it, YOU DON'T NEED IT.
If you sadly have become physically dependant on it, ask a doctor. I'm clueless.
Oy vey...and no I'm not Yiddish. Your age is showing my friend. I don't drink any alcohol and was just joking around about drinking.
The responses were the other members just hamming it up, horsing around and or just having fun elaborating on the joke.
I think I might want to stay out of this topic for now.......
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Aug 16
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Club, a number of people in this thread are ex-servicemen. We're always joking about drinking and blowing things up, you'll get used to it. And no I'm not an alcoholic, I like a drink but I don't need a drink and am quite happy with or without
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Aug 16
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ozzy72 wrote
on Aug 16
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, 2011 at 4:50am:
Club, a number of people in this thread are ex-servicemen. We're always joking about drinking and blowing things up, you'll get used to it. And no I'm not an alcoholic, I like a drink but I don't need a drink and am quite happy with or without
I figured that.
I was actually attempting to squeeze some humour in there, and, as usual, no one got it.
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Aug 16
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ozzy72 wrote
on Aug 16
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, 2011 at 4:50am:
Club, a number of people in this thread are ex-servicemen. We're always joking about
drinking and blowing things up
, you'll get used to it. And no I'm not an alcoholic, I like a drink but I don't need a drink and am quite happy with or without
Thanks for the reminder, almost forgot to load the hand grenads in to the fishing boat this weekend! Don't have to worry about the beer, that's a no brainer! Now where did the ol'lady put the shotgun?
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Aug 17
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Glad to be of service Ang2dogs, remember "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit around in a boat all day drinking beer"
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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