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The Recession (Read 377 times)
Aug 11
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, 2011 at 11:16pm
H
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2003: the year NH couldn't
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... has really hit hard!
-My neighbor was mailed a pre-declined credit card
-CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
-Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
-The bank returned my check marked "Insufficient Funds." I don't know if they meant me or them.
-McDonald's is preparing to promote their 1/4 ouncer.
-Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
-Parents in Beverly Hills are learning their children's names -- they fired their nannies.
-My cousin couldn't afford to pay for an exorcism -- and they re-possessed her!
-A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
-A picture is now only worth 200 words, some even less.
-When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
-The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
-Finally, I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and, when I told them I was really feeling low, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a child's pedal truck.
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Aug 12
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So Is that every one elses vision 2030 for the USA?
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Aug 12
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Pretty scary huh?
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Superbly tounge in cheek H
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Aug 14
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Now that's funny!
But I don't get the part about the pedal truck. what was that supposed to mean?
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Aug 14
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2003: the year NH couldn't
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Club508 wrote
on Aug 14
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, 2011 at 6:54pm:
...I don't get the part about the pedal truck. what was that supposed to mean?
The terrorists (Pakistan-based in this case) can't afford an actual suicide bombing truck.
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Aug 14
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H wrote
on Aug 14
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, 2011 at 7:34pm:
Club508 wrote
on Aug 14
th
, 2011 at 6:54pm:
...I don't get the part about the pedal truck. what was that supposed to mean?
The terrorists (Pakistan-based in this case) can't afford an actual suicide bombing truck.
DON'T DO IT H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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