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Aug 13th, 2011 at 12:57pm

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Message for all my ALCOHOL LOVING friends:
Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.
Rum and ice will ruin your liver.
Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart.
Gin and ice will ruin your brain.
Coke and ice will ruin your teeth.

Apparently ice is lethal!!!  Shocked
Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!!  Grin

I don't drink alcohol; I drink coffee and iced tea; it still stains your teeth...  Cry
 
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Reply #1 - Aug 13th, 2011 at 1:40pm

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This makes me want to eat some Ice Roll Eyes Grin
 
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Reply #2 - Aug 13th, 2011 at 3:05pm

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Hi, Rom...
cool advice.



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Reply #3 - Aug 14th, 2011 at 4:56pm

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That's why I NEVER put ice in my beer. Wink
 
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Reply #4 - Aug 14th, 2011 at 6:05pm

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Smiley I almost said ice is the only material they cant figure out how to tax, but I had to stop myself short.  Cool
 
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Reply #5 - Aug 14th, 2011 at 6:48pm

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Thank goodness I don't drink alcohol and I barely even drink non-alcoholic.  I only drink soda or anything with ice in it about once a month, and that's only because there's no other options.

But I do drink alot of milk. Smiley
 
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Reply #6 - Aug 15th, 2011 at 6:32am

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Thank God the gin and vodka are safe! I avoid ice... sort of a Titanicphobia Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #7 - Aug 15th, 2011 at 6:47am

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Looks like I am in for a long slow death then............

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Reply #8 - Aug 15th, 2011 at 7:45am

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But isnt alcolol just rotten fruits? Undecided
 
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Reply #9 - Aug 15th, 2011 at 9:47am

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hyperpep111 wrote on Aug 15th, 2011 at 7:45am:
But isnt alcolol just rotten fruits? Undecided

Looked it up, and if you want to take the time to read it, here you go.  It's a whopper of info.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol
 
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Reply #10 - Aug 15th, 2011 at 9:50am

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ozzy72 wrote on Aug 15th, 2011 at 6:32am:
Thank God the gin and vodka are safe! I avoid ice... sort of a Titanicphobia Grin Grin Grin

I'm not so sure.  read the article.  and look at this.
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Reply #11 - Aug 15th, 2011 at 10:58am

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Please define large consumption in gallons per hour by alcohol type Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #12 - Aug 15th, 2011 at 11:13am

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ozzy72 wrote on Aug 15th, 2011 at 10:58am:
Please define large consumption in gallons per hour by alcohol type Grin Grin Grin

Above the legal limit.

the point where the stuff in red starts happening.

Sorry, that's the best I can think of.
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Reply #13 - Aug 15th, 2011 at 3:23pm

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ozzy72 wrote on Aug 15th, 2011 at 10:58am:
Please define large consumption in gallons per hour by alcohol type Grin Grin Grin
Sounds dangerous, Ozzy...
if drinking it by the gallon means ordering it by the galleon.



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Reply #14 - Aug 15th, 2011 at 4:26pm

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I don't care what mode of transport it uses H as long as it is there when I need it Grin
 
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