The Dog Plays 'Musical Back Yards'
A blonde and her husband were lying in bed, unable to sleep as the neighbor’s dog continued to bark.
The blonde jumped out of bed, "I've had enough of this!" and went downstairs.
When she finally returned to bed, her husband inquired, "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"
The blonde replied, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how they like it!"
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Directional Nails
Lynn and Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House. As Lynn nailed down house siding,
she'd reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Figuring this was worth looking into, Judy asked, "Why are you throwing some of those nails away?'
"About half of them have the head on the wrong end, Lynn explained, "so I throw them away."
"You moron!" Judy yelled, completely upset, "Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
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Cool Movie
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death at a drive-in movie?
Seeing the sign on the marquee, they had gone in to see 'Closed for the Winter'.